Its been a great Thanksgiving thus far! Getting the house cleaned and cleared, getting my appetite worked up for the giant feast to be had in a few hours, as SIL's newly purchased home.

Of course there was a little drama in the area of toxic Troll BM. She is having a tough time proving her income for the new apartment. Egads, of course she is. Shes not working and is living off her workmans comp settlement.

So what does she do? When DH went over to pick up Munchkin for our 5 days, she has the nerve/desperation to ask DH to write her a "fake check". Meaning he writes her a check and signs it and she takes a photo to prove income to the new apartment complex she is trying to move to. What the actual feck? "oops, I lost it/accidentally deposited it/Feral Forger cashed it". How effing StUpId does she think he is to even ask that kind of thing? GRRRRRRRRRRR.

He said no, by the way. He told her he isnt doing something illegal.

She told him that she might be homeless if this falls through. I know that during this holiday season I should be empathetic to her plight. I should have a small modicum of sympathy for an unfortunate circumstance at least. But I do not.

Instead Im thinking "ex parte babeee" for full time, temporary emergency custody. Yeppers. And As to Feral Forger? Shes been out drinking with her friends and harassing Toxic Troll into taking her to the new place the past 4 days/nights.

I told DH, he needs to go to courthouse, take himself to self help and get the paperwork ready to go, along with a text message from Toxic Troll stating Munchkin will temporariy need to be with us full time.

YAY. Happy Holidays, and Happy ME.