Excuse my while I amputate my hand....

Sorry to be a blog hog but :sick: :sick: :sick:

Some of you will get a laugh out of my horror and misfortune

SS8 and SSstb7 arrived last night. While they were getting ready for bed, SS8 asked for his runny nose medicine. I was looking in the outer pockets of his suitcase, where his mom normally packs it.

I opened the top pocket and saw what I thought was one of their toys and pulled it out. Turns out it was a pink, jelly, vibrating c*ck ring. :sick: :sick: :sick:

EWWWWW WTFFFFFFF I accidentally touched BM2's and SS's Stepdad's c*ckring! I need to amputate my hand. BLEGH. :sick:

I wrapped it in a tissue and threw it away. Thankfully I was the one who found it and not one of the boys.

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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That's

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

That's yucky. But funny. I would not be able to resist dropping a hint to BM.

I agree. I couldn't let this

I agree. I couldn't let this one go without saying something. What was it doing in her child's bag. GROSS!

OMG, you TOUCHED IT!!!!!!

OMG, you TOUCHED IT!!!!!! ~runs screaming~

I can barely type through the

I can barely type through the tears of laughter.....OMG, CBC!!!

Oh yikes. When DH and I were

Oh yikes.

When DH and I were engaged, I never spent the night...but we accidentally left a 'toy' because it sunk into the couch cushions and we forgot about it.

Long story short, skids found it while watching TV and started playing with it. Fortunately, it had only been used over clothes. DH told them it was a medical device that they shouldn't play with and took it away. Mortifying. So glad they were young and likely don't remember that at all.

OMG I AM SCREAMING HERE!!!! A

OMG I AM SCREAMING HERE!!!! A MEDICAL DEVICE!!!! ROFLMAO AND, just FYI, cookie just went up my nose....:(

LMFAO! same thing happened

LMFAO! same thing happened w/ dh and i. kaos found it right in front of us, saying "what is this?" while pulling it out from between the cushions. dh said "uh, that's grandpa's (my dog) toy, let me go put it up." we still laugh about it!!!

OP, i'm sure you dunked your hand in bleach, right?
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