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After NINE MONTHS of absolute SILENCE from Skids

Auteur's picture

Last heartstrings card was in March, where GG's b-day was NOT acknowledged nor was father's day this year and GG was stood up THREE TIMES by VD (SD13) during so called "counseling sessions" like CLOCKWORK there's an xmas card in the mail!

It has xmas photos of the three skids (two copies) I'm thinking someone is assuming that maybe I want a copy???!!!

Anyway I find it funny that Prince Hygiene writes on the card about the PAS out incident of two years ago "remember when we had meatloaf. . .I was eating slowy"

So THAT was the spin all these years. He told the Behemoth that he was merely eating "slowy" and not making yucky faces, spitting it out violently and drooling like a rabid dog after asking to eat at "mick and donals" all day long instead of a homecooked meal. How HARSH GG was for sending Prince Hygiene (SS at the time stb 7 now stb9) home for simply "eating slowy"

GAAWWD!

VD writes on the card: "Love VD, Miss you" and then as an afterthought (pinched in afterwards the word "both")

NEVER before have I EVER been even ELUDED to in any of their "heartstrings" correspondence. Things that make you go HMMMM!

The oldest, Brainiac, SS15 writes: love you dad, miss you lots--have a merry christmas, -Brainiac Green (he always writes his last name as though writing a stranger)

For someone who misses his dad "lots" he sure has a funny way of showing it. . .at the counseling session he was given GG's phone number and email but never once wrote or called.

I'm calling BS on this card!! It's clearly more orchestration by the Behemoth to pull guilty daddy's heartstrings!!

Oh and enclosed is a key fob wrapped in xmas wrapping paper, no doubt with "daddy's FAVOURITE team insignia" :sick: :sick:

Sounds like trolling for cash prizes to me. But maybe I'm just being cynical Wink

As an ADDED bonus, VD is SMIRKING in the photo!!

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Auteur's picture

Ahem, he's not going to receive this wonderful gift until Tuesday as I won't have it spoiling my christmas!

Auteur's picture

No because sadly, there's been a delay in the mail and it won't arrive until the 27th. You know with this postal service debt crisis and all. . . Wink

buttercookie's picture

I wouldn't even give it to him, I'd throw it in the shredder and just play ignorant about its existence. Why bring that circus back into your life? The kids are only trying to insure they get gifts.

Auteur's picture

OMG that is so tempting! But if GG ever found out I'd be six feet under. I do the mail exclusively so I'd be the one to blame. I'm thinking of altering it some. KWIM? Also the two failing report cards are here as well, so I'd thought I'd "bundle" it. Not that GG has a problem with failing grades. . .chip of the ol' block, doncha know!!

Auteur's picture

SERIOUSLY!!! Can you BELIEVE the SPIN??? That kid literally went back to the Behemoth's on that day over two years ago and told her that "dad was being mean to me just because I was eating slowly"

And so that's the story that Prince Hygiene is sticking to!!!

BONUS: Skids started to write out GG's first name on the envelope and the Behemoth took over b/c the handwriting was so bad. It was one of those self sealing padded envelopes that she USED A PIECE OF TAPE to seal instead of the seal strip! :jawdrop:

AND both VD and Prince Hygiene are SMIRKING in their photos!!! The only truly nice photo is of the oldest, Brainiac (SS15) but I see (surprise surprise) that those braces when he turned eight did NOT pay off. His teeth have shifted dramatically and there are many gaps. BTW GG has PERFECT teeth, I mean PERFECTION in shape size and alignment (no braces either). The princess Behemoth had braces as well. I'm sure VD's teeth have shifted from her braces at eight regime. And I"m sure PH has braces on. He'll be 9 in a few days. Maybe that's why they're smirking and not smiling.

Nightshade's picture

Wait until they are 31 and trying to dangle grandchildren in front of you. Told her last night...don't care, we are ALL sick of your drama and bullshit, go away now.

Auteur's picture

Exactly! Both GG and the Behemoth should have been STERILIZED AT BIRTH!! They have zero concept about child rearing, but both feel they are WONDERFUL parents b/c they are the "coochie coo" type.

Nope I'm just handing it over to him with the rest of the "your children are failing immensely" letters from the school district.