OT - Eff Off Friday
Friday is finally here. Woo hoo!!! The work day can't come to an end fast enough. I've done enough "peopling" this week to last me 'til the end of Summer. Blech.
Eff off to:
- Insomnia. That damn hamster in my mind was on the wheel All Night Long. And he had a party.
- People who cannot read past the first sentence of an email.... then email me asking questions that were addressed in the email. Gaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh! I want to reach through the computer and smack you on the back of your fat head.
- Panicky nitwits who have to buy everything in sight because The End Is Near! You KNOW you are buying too much. You KNOW you are causing those with limited funds and limited transport to go without because you're a selfish arsehole. As for those who are buying with the intention of making a profit? May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your nether regions.
- BioHo. DH put the kibosh on all inhabitants of the 'Ho House quarantining at our house. SS17 said he would still come (and he is welcome). 'Ho overheard the young fool on the phone with a buddy and called DH to screech that she would come in and get SS17 and drag him home "where he belongs". 'Ho was clever and called from SS17's phone, so DH answered. On speakerphone, as usual. I was awake, sitting right next to him, and heard it all. Before DH could say anything, Evil Aniki escaped her cage and said, "If you put so much as one toe across my threshold, I will b!tchslap you so hard, your shoes will be out of style when you get back." DH said, "She'll damn well do it and I'll damn well let her. F*ck off." ~click~
Lord, I love that man.
So help me, if I run out of coffee during this reign of chaos, I'll lose my mind.
Hope you have an enjoyable weekend. Be well and stay safe. Tarvitsen lisää kahvia...