8 months ago Dh had his girls for the weekend he took them out to shoot his 22 rifle. I told him if Jabba ever found out it would be a shit storm. We have since moved out of the country in to a gated community. Here is how MY day went ALL DAY yesterday!!

Jabba-Let Dh know that since he decided to be the first one to teach Sd8 how to use a rifle I will be the the one to take her for her first tattoo when she's 16. (He teaches her to shoot a gun=she needs a tattoo??)

Me-Ok, Just so you know, NO tattoo. Artist will touch anyone under 18.

So my wife had a good talk with her therapist. She told her therapist that I was thinking of moving out and getting my own place...and that ironically we would probably get more alone time that way, because right my now my wife is just a built-in babysitter for SD21's 3 yr old son. Her therapist convinced her that it sounds like I am at the end of my rope, and it also seems like DW is too because she is so cranky and frustrated all the time. She agree that we need to sit SD21 down and tell her that by April 1st she is to be moved out.

I have Direct Tv Satellite at home. Since Septembre I have sacrificed all my good channels and ghost stories for friggin' NFL Sunday Ticket (guess who wanted THAT and who now tells me it "wasn't worth it")

Well to keep the satellite bill under budget, I bargained with the DirectTV people and cut out several of my channels (Food Network, Discovery Fit and Health, etc)

I put them back since Sunday Ticket is ending on the 1st, so I need to "catch up"

I like shows like "The Haunted" or any animal shows like "Fatal Attraction"

I have posted a couple times about what a picky eater SS6 is. Yesterday BM shared this hilarious nugget with DH.

Apparently she got him to eat a whole fast food cheeseburger and some fries! (Wow, good for you...) Her stunning revelation of a technique to get this to happen? She didn't give him crackers, chips and candy all morning!

Apparently if a child is actually hungry they'll be more likely to eat! Mother of the Year!

So, this past Monday, my hubby was asked to attend a counseling meeting with his oldest...

(editor's note: punctuation has also been added so readers don't go insane, but spelling has remained untouched)

VD: what i did for the last 5 dayz? i waz ether @ mulisa's house or mulisa waz at my house mulisa, mulisa oh yea MORE MULISA but we were finaly sick of each other!! text me
14 hours ago ·

Tina Marie: its melissa *

14 hours ago · VD: hey lisen WHIO CARES aparentky u sssooo SHUT UP AND STOP MISSING ME!! HAHA

So…SS has been here almost two weeks. It has not been bad because I have only been around him about 2 hours. And both of those hours was present opening time, of course. And most of that time he talked about how he should be treated special since he is in the military. He should have been the first to open his present since he is in military blablabla.

Timeless Classic!! Lisa's response to Aunt Patty and Selma trashing Homer!!

http://www.iamissa.com/personal/why-i-love-lisa-simpson.html

Thanks everyone for the ideas!!!

I haven't shown the photos to GG yet b/c yesterday he had to attend a funeral of a 57 year old vendor who died suddenly from a heart attack shortly after Christmas. Very sad, but it got GG in a "wistful" mood; and that's all I needed was more of him thinking about how "short life is" and the subsequent meandering about going back to disney daddy days.

I'll show it to him tonight along with the two oldest HORRENDOUS grades (VD's was absolutely catastrophic) but of course "grades don't matter" to him. :sick:

I'll keep you posted!!

So SD called last night on DH cell phone....I was sitting right next to him and could hear her talking. She told DH she will be comming home tomorrow night (tonight) then sleeping at a friends Sat. and Sunday not sure yet....What makes me laugh is she tells him what she is doing...No asking just tells him and dumb ass sits there and goes ahhhh OK durrrrr.......LOL It drives me crazy.