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Am I on that Seinfeld episode "Bizarro Jerry?"

WalkOnBy's picture

OMG - so you guys know that ASS doesn't have a phone....DH has to work late tonight, and ASS has band practice.

Apparently, DH told ASS to find a ride or walk or whatever...

Because ASS has no phone, DH will sometimes get texts from random phone numbers that usually start with "this is ASS, can you *insert something ASS wants DH to do*

Swear to DOG - I just got a text from a random number "this is ASS, can you drive me to band practice tonight?"

Um. let me think......NOPE.

Not even going to respond. The NERVE of that kid.....

:jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop:

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Stepped in what momma's picture

He is nuts, after all he has done he really thinks you would help him?! More proof in the pudding that this kids elevator doesn't make it all the way to the top.

WalkOnBy's picture

it's just more proof of his entitled attitude. He gets to treat me like shit, but I still have to do favors for him.

Yeah - no!!!!!

DaizyDuke's picture

So that would imply that he knows your number by heart????? That is super bizarrooo! I don't think I even know MY OWN number much less a skids number or some random person that I purportedly don't like, nor speak to!

Stepped in what momma's picture

Anotherstep has the best response so far!! My vote is for this one, that is hilarious.

lintini's picture

Ass must be a low brass player or in the drumline to explain his personality. But I haven't seen a drumset covered in duct tape in his room so it's either low brass or possibly a sax player. The tuba would be too heavy for ASS to carry .... trombone?

lintini's picture

Hahahahahahah!!!! The only thing my music degree and anthropology degree has been good for, knowing what type of instruments people play!! Lol!

I've been a French horn player for years now and there is some real truth in what type of people play certain instruments.

My brother is 24 and was an ass in high school, and also a trombone player. He's still an ass most of the time.

Dirol

kathc's picture

oh no, not fair! lol One of my friends plays trombone and he's a sweetheart. Although, to be fair, he also plays the tuba, french horn, etc...the man can play any wind instrument he's ever picked up.

WalkOnBy's picture

I think I know why he has my number......when DH first got custody, he gave the skids a little card with my number, his number, his parents' numbers, in case they ever had an emergency. I know at that time, ASS put it in his wallet.

Knowing ASS, he never took it out???

I was thinking about responding with "who is this?"

Icansorelate's picture

all joking aside, your instinct to just ignore it is the correct one. You ignore him just like he ignores you.

WalkOnBy's picture

Yep - I treat people the way they treat me. I am not a "turn the other cheek" type of girl. If you are an ASS to me, then I will be as ASS to you.

WalkOnBy's picture

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Tuff Noogies's picture

"are your legs broken?" }:)

he's got quite the proverbial set on him, doesnt he. rme.

lintini's picture

But... but... He's got that heavy trombone to carry home! Or leave in the band room...

}:) }:)