O/T: Holy cow, don't put Joy in your dishwasher!!!
My housekeeper didn't run the dishwasher and now I know why. I got under the cabinet and the usual green bottle of dishwasher stuff wasn't in there so when I found something called "Joy Dishwashing Liquid" I poured it in there and let 'er rip.
I'm just going to let the bubbles dry on the kitchen floor and the housekeeper can clean it Tuesday. That'll teach her to run out of the other stuff and leave me to my own devices.
What a day.