1. Fights ended for the most part, returning to some kind of normalcy in the home.
2. Things start to calm back down.
3. BOOM. Wife's pregnant again. While on a strict regimen of birth control.
4. Her Aunt and Parents call and shame me and her that we're "outnumbering" their precious grand-daughter with "my"(ours) children. I tell them that they can take her if they're so appauled that we're having another (even if it's unplanned).
5. Wife fights with me for being angry with her parents.
FML. Irish twins. RIP free time/sanity. My 10 month old already still doesn't sleep through the night.