Okay, so this entertained me to the point I had to tell my coworkers and we very rarely discuss our personal lives at work (I'm military). I laughed so hard I almost spit coffee out my nose (that burns, btw... Just fyi LOL)

So the day after the incident of SO doing SD15's homework, she called him. Over and over. I mean blowing it up. Usually he answers right away but we were busy so he couldn't right then. He finally answers thinking something must be wrong. Nothing was wrong.

SD15's buddy got a new phone. She has the same cell carrier as me, which isn't shocking. It's one of the top 2 carriers in the country right now. BM has a crappy carrier w horrible service, but the girls are on HER plan. I have this other company and SO is on MY plan. In MY name only. He has a cheap phone bc we can't afford much better and certainly not a data package for both of us. My phone has one bc I had it before he came into the picture. I've had a blackberry for forever.

SD's friend had a blackberry like mine. She offered it to SD for free. SD calls to ask to be put on daddy's plan and get the data package (she has a nice phone now but no data package). SO explains we can't afford it. She keeps insisting "the phone is free" to which he replies "but service is not and I didn't agree to you having a phone in the first place and you have a nice phone with your mom's plan".... No, she wants service through US bc the other one sucks. Not our problem and her mother gets half of SO's paycheck so they can sort it out.

SD keeps insisting and tells SO she is trying to get a job at a local gas station (very small rural town) to pay for gas and insurance on the car he is gonna buy her when she turns 16. Ummmm LMFAO!!!!! What car???? She WAS going to get a good amnt of money handed to her for a car but was told it was conditional... Her behavior would decide if she would get the car money. He finally had enough and said "it's funny. You want nothing to do with US unless you want me to buy you something. You can't have my money and not be part of our lives. You make the choice."

I wanted to give him a standing ovation LMFAO.