You Just Can't Make This Stuff Up!!!
The Houseshitter (YSS17) received yet another disciplinary action; this is the 11th disciplinary action so far this year:
Description: "Today YSS wore socks that had pictures of Cannabis leaves on them. Mrs. English Teacher pulled him aside, reminded him of the dress code and ask that he at least roll the socks down so that it is less obvious. YSS begrudgingly complied" (probably rolled them back up as soon as class was finished, no doubt)
Comments: "Met with the Principal. YSS was warned that if he violates the school dress code a gain, he'll be required to have a change of clothes brought to school before returning to classes."