Blog Hog Alert--Soup in Cauldrons Update
For all of you who don't know the GUBM, Girhippo and her "clan" started a soup business that pitched tents outside of various wineries and sold their wares. This was after several failed catering/bakery businesses that were financed by the Gir's ancient granddad (loaded) and with Chef's CS. The Gir is convinced she will be the next food network star. Annnnd it's hard to F up soup!
It is mostly the Gir's BM, Battleaxe Gallactica, who does the cooking as the Gir can't cook. Nor can she do accounting, cleaning, or anything else for that matter. Her REAL job is to counsel foster parents on how to parent which is deliciously ironic since all three of her ferals are absolutely devoid of all parenting, but I digress.
She bought a food truck with CS and is trotting down to the middle of nowhere to 2 and 3 star wineries where they tell you not to smell the wine!! LOL! Her winery of choice to park the cauldron jalopy at has a brand name called "Red Neck Wines"
You just CAN'T make this stuff up! Her FB biz page is nothing but her friends and fam giving her 2 or 3 likes here and there. The profile photo is of the Gir, Battleaxe, the Houseshitter (complete lack of hygiene) and StepDaddyBigBucks sidled in at the very end of the line.
I also found out a brewery that I will never go to that is near me because she parks her cauldron jalopy outside of it! It's fairly clear that this side biz is exclusively a write off against SDBB's large salary.
Also she has NO listing whatsoever on YELP in that 25 mile radius (of the mothership) under food trucks, soup or anything else.