Speaking of clothes and A/C

This evening I pulled a crazy BM.

It's been hot and I have not turned the A/C on yet, I am seeing how long I can save money since another person posted A/C was a luxury and I thought about how they might be right. So I am usually in very little when in the house. The past few days I have been living in sports bras and loose lightweight shorts or FDH's boxers. Today I wore a pair of "booty shorts" with my greek letters and a sports bra. I do not have the stomach for this. I usually never show my belly because I carry my weight there and it is artic white.

The hounds were flipping out so I had to run outside and make sure no one was killing or being killed. I didn't slip a t-shirt on and my neighbor saw me. She called me over (I reluctantly went otherwise she would be at my front door trying to get in) and she said if I dressed like this I would get a man. OMG! I don't want whatever kind of man would go for a crazy BM.

So that was my funny/humiliating moment and the dogs are on the sh*t list for acting like fools.

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I knew you would love it. Now

I knew you would love it. Now realize we call her Mrs. Kravitz for a reason and she is 74 and dips. She has stains all over her lips and teeth. EEEEEWWWWW. I don't want any man that she will find me. LOL I will keep my dogs thank you!

OMG! Just wait until I get

OMG! Just wait until I get one. I am sure we will have stories to tell. I was dating that one guy and he used to park his county car on the opposite side of my SUV so she wouldn't see it. LMAO he was as paranoid about her gossiping as I was.

LMAO and that the wife is

LMAO and that the wife is armed... }:)

I understand. It's a little

I understand. It's a little easier with just DD, I have all of mine locked up tight except my CCW but that is either on me or up where she can't reach.

LMFAOOOOO

Oh hell no on the picture. I

Oh hell no on the picture. I am 40 and I can't get my nice stomach back. There is no way you are getting a picture of that. She probably meant the cleavage since I normally wear one of FDH's shirts when I mow or do anything outside. He was such a big guy that I swim in them and it's cooler than a fitted t.

lol once I had to run out in

lol once I had to run out in a t-shirt and undies with half my hair pinned up because SS5 was screaming. Turns out him and SS10 were playing duck duck goose and he scraped his knee. That's my embarrassing moment.

HA I did that at 2am a couple

HA I did that at 2am a couple weeks ago because the dogs were barking the intruder bark. I had my gun in my hand and I am sure that was a sight to anyone that was awake. LMAO Of course this crazyness only happens in the back yard so we are ok for now.

I've got all of you beat. I

I've got all of you beat. I had to go explain to my FIL why it was not okay for him to be mowing the lawn at 8 in the morning in nothing but his tighty whiteys and a pair of black socks, regardless of the temperature. He was 5'3 and 290 lbs at the time. They live in the suburbs. (DH & MIL were at work and SILs were hiding in their rooms howling about how all their friends could see their dad in his underwear.) What was I wearing to do this? My silk nightgown. I kept having to prevent "Marilyn Monroe Moments" while lecturing my 50 y.o. FIL about proper attire...

eww please get that image out

eww please get that image out of my head. If I dream about my FIL in his undies I blame u lol. ewwwww

OMG! ROTFLMAO!!!!! YOU

OMG! ROTFLMAO!!!!! YOU WIN!!!!! That is hysterical. What was he thinking and what did MIL and DH say about it?

MIL went off like a

MIL went off like a firecracker when she got home and the girls were still howling about Dad being outside in his underwear.

DH just laughed and told the story of when he was a kid and FIL chased a bully down the street in nothing but his underwear hitting the kid around the head with his cane. Girls were officially mortified.

The girls and I did one better though. Next time we were talking to Grandma, we told her what had happened. She was funnier to watch than MIL. Little sweet loving 80 year old lady... "[FIL's Full name]!!! What on earth did you think you were doing? Is it really so difficult to keep your clothes on?! If you were still under my roof I'd ground you for a month. In fact, [MIL]! I want you to take his computer time away for that. That was just uncalled for! Nothing but his underwear on a Saturday morning... where did I go wrong?"

We were just about dying of laughter at this point. Dad was trying to be as small as possible.