What is it with ladies, high heels, cuffed slacks and busting your asses?
My beautiful bride caught her heel in her cuffed slacks and busted her ass on the escalator at work today. She is okay but a little scraped,bruised and sore. I spent several hours massaging her bruised and sore legs and butt this evening while trying to avoid the half dozen or so bandages on her scrapes.
But .... holy crap .... she does this about once ever three or so years. I am all for fashion and dressing stylishly but not when it hurts.
Is this something that many women experience or is my 6ft tall beautiful bride just a klutz? Don't get me wrong, I have no problem massaging her very long and sexy legs for any reason but when I have to dodge bruises and bandages it is not as much fun.
Her legs have nice sets of very thin long bruises that match those ridges on the escalator risers.