I call the BM in my situation "the egg donor"...and you are more than welcome to use it. It wouldn't phase me one bit.

I don't know that I can use that kind of language on this site..........hehehe

Loser- the only appropriate name that comes to mind.

DISbelief~

~You have to BE crazy to UNDERSTAND crazy!~ ; )

What is your first instinct when you see or talk about her?

We call ours "Heifer". I don't know why we came up with THAT as our nickname for her but it stuck. She's not the true definition of a heifer but it flowed nicely so that is what we say.

And I call my brother's girlfriend "Baby Momma" which is somewhat of a slap in the face. I know her name but I can't stand her so that is how I refer to her. Of course sometimes I shorten it to "BM" and then add "otherwise known as bowel movement" - LMAO!!! Of course I don't call her that to her face - haven't seen her in years and don't really care to either.

I'm really not a "B" but those two women get on my nerves SO much that if there were a way I could never have to deal with them again that was LEGAL, I'd take it in a skinny minute!!!

I used to call her Queen of the Fruitloops ("Loopy" for short)-but a better suggestion came along-

S'n'M=signifying her "parenting technique" with SS16.5-SMOKE AND MIRRORS, ALL SMOKE AND MIRRORS

Step Parenting – you might need to step back before you step in something!

Ours is affectionately Jack Ass......even programed in the phone that way.

a name I got from 5teens "Slinky." Because she's like a useless piece of metal but'll bring a smile to your face if you push her down some stairs.

I had to change it from her real name at the top of my address book to something that would put her much, much farther down in the "S"s so I didn't have to see her name EVERYTIME I looked in my address book.

fh calls her dip shi*, dip stick if he cant cuss

But at home we call her Psycho/Crazy/Stupid B*tch etc when it's NOT in front of SS..

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Useless piece of sh1t. Use it, adopt it, or just laugh...!!!

Has been the only nickname I have used for her... She used to have that as her "nickname" because she likes dinasours sooo... I found that terribly hilarious!!! "Raptor"... although she gave herself that one...

I mean, come on, let's be honest... is STUPID...

~You can see clearly only with your heart. What is truly important is invisible to the eyes~ Antoine de Saint-Exupéry's

But now, it's Sacred BIrthing Vessel (stolen from someone on this site) because one of her favorite lines is "I'm the mother of your children!!!!" (said in a tone of indignant outrage whenever DH doesn't want to do her some favor completely unrelated to the children's needs).

BB

- You are not second best, you are not second class. Do not ever let anyone make you feel that way. (2Bloved)

because she has long black curly hair and if you look her in the face you will be terrified and/or turn to stone.

"A lie told often enough becomes the truth." - Vladimir Lenin

Spawn of Satan, Evil Beast Bitch, Psycho Hose Beast, See you Next Tuesday, P.O.S., Her, the list goes on...

None of them are nice or flattering in any way. The closest one would be "your mother" when I talk to SD's about her. It physically pains me to say her real name, I have to hold back vomit usually.

we have many but by far my favorite is "the big C", lol. we have found a lot of humor in this one.

As in Mad Cow disease?

The BF's can be Swine. As in Swine Flu.

Even in my cell that says the name b4 it rings it says "call from mooo cow" She use to be as fat as a cow but now we changed it to the "new cow" she lost at least 100 pds..
You never know what you got, till it's gone

the "Black Knight, the Black Snake (MIL gave her this one) and also the Dark Night. Why?? Because she is blacker than midnight and whenever she comes around a black cloud forms.

You will have to figure out your own name but don't worry one day the name will just pop into your head.

"And this too shall pass..."

ExFH used to call his the slut or whore. His mother called her PS for psycho slut. I always found that ironic since he ended up with kids from a one night stand where he was cheating on me. I think one of my all time favs is one from a New Zealander. "slag"

To every thing there is a season.

is Ms. Piggy..she looks JUST like her. I have her programmed in phone as that..and refer to her as that to FH.

"He grew up in my heart, not my belly"

We call ours MOTY (moe-tee) for Mother Of The Year

psycho ho beast

her whore head. It's got a fancy hispinac ring to it.

~Happiness is defined by the smile on your face, not the frown on others.~

I agree with so many of the posters on here - BM is the product of a bowel movement - at least she's full of it, the way she makes things up!

The name that has stuck between me and the DH though is "H-Bomb" - her first name starts with an H and to say it is as foul as dropping the F-Bomb in church, plus whenever she comes around, it's like WWIII.

Blueberry's Baby

That is what we use...

"God grant me the serenity accept the things I cannot change; the strength to change the things I can; and the wisdom to know the difference."

Are the two primary historical names. We also use SpermDad quite frequently.

We also refer to him as Doody (As in Howdy) and Opie (as in Opie Cunningham) because he looks like both Howdy Doody and Ron Howard.

Pretty much he is just a worthless POS idiot.

Best regards,

The BM in my case is the "walking womb", because BM can reproduce, but has no idea what to do after that.

BM is programmed as BM in DH phone...I call her the felon. My DH calls her "she" or "the BM"

"You never realize how short a month is until you pay child support"

Feckless Turd when refering to the BM. Feckless sums her up...Weak, ineffective, worthless, irresponsible.

I was looking for somthing to go along with the letters H.E.R. so I could just call her Her, but I haven't put much thought into it.

I guess you could take the letters of her name and make up a meaning that is only known to you and DH. That way you are outwardly looking respectful, but you know what you mean.

Jan = Jerk And Nit-wit
Bob = Bumbeling Old Ba$tard
Joan = Jealous Angry Old Nag

I'm sure you get the idea. : )

our house, but that is the name of SS11 hampster so he kept getting confused. then he had me set him up an email account for him and his password is Snoopy (I almost lost it when he told me) so that one had to go. I couldn't say it anymore without cracking up. Often times we say DUMB DUMB, or IT, or HER, but I really should come up with a fun one like some of you have. I do like the Girrhippo-she is also tall and kinda big on the bottom. I need something the kids won't catch on to....I honestly believe she has some type of personality disorder related to depression and maybe mild bipolar-so we will be looking along those lines for a new name-I am open to suggestions.

"A parents job is to eat as much sh*t as we have to so that the children do not."

Yet ..... Feel free to use it if you wish.

BUTT NUGGET!

Best regards,