OT - but this was funny...
Am checking out houses on Realestate.com, preparing for the inevitable.... And I came across this hysterical description! Cracked me up anyway. (but I do like the house!)
Ideal Family Home
This immaculate 4 bedroom plus study with double garage, home is designed for a family to be very comfortable ,design wise as well as space. Double storey built on 576 sqm land in a quite vicinity a kilometre away from Berwick shopping strip. Scores high in facilities like Schools, university, shopping and Medical.
4 large bedrooms plus Study with one en-suite (not to forget mention of SPA Bath), one separate bath and toilet, powder room on ground floor is very handy for guests. choicest of lampshades throughout the house make you feel serenity. Evaporative cooling, ducted heating ,Solar panels for water heating and electricity add to the value.
Vendor has spent enough on coloured concrete driveway and well appreciated landscaping.