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just.his.wife's picture

1) You might be stupid if: You have your kids steal the key to their dads (your ex's) house and you entered the house and end up getting arrested for burglary and contributing to the delinquency of a minor (x4).

2)You might be stupid if: After getting a restraining order from a judge saying you can not be around your kids until after the 4 charges of contributing are 'resolved': you show up at their schools and try and take them.

3) You might be stupid if: After your XH's wife pulls a PO against you, that prohibits you talking to anyone related to her thru blood or marriage: you call you XH repeatedly and leave messages to prove your violating that PO.

4) You might be stupid if: After leaving those messages you call back and when someone not your XH (a deputy) answers- you spew venom and threats regarding the person who has a PO against you and their immediate family.

5) You are DEFINATELY F*#&$#%^^ Stupid: If after a judge hands you a 10 day sentence to serve, for breaking that PO, you immediately go back to your cell block and while using the PHONE CARD your parents got you, that is registered to your INMATE Number and call your XH out up to threaten him again, because now "he" got you fired.

Happened last night.

Decades ago, they used to forcibly steralize people that suffered from any form of mental retardation. That was found to be illegal (and rightfully so). However, I think they really need to revisit this forced sterilization for people who are just simply too stupid to live... they should never be trusted with another living humans life, since they can't manage to run their own properly!

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realitycheckmom's picture

You have to be kidding me? She can't be that stupid (#5).

SIGH! I know you are not kidding. Sad

Now what happens?

just.his.wife's picture

DH called the jail to complain.

She was rearrested, for another charge of violating the RO. I am kind of figuring her phone privvies are revoked - that or she is learning NOT to call DH because she didn't call AGAIN, to tell him he got her rearrested.

I would really hate to be her, going back in front of the same judge to attempt to explain her actions.

overworkedmom's picture

I agree- Sterilize away! They are the one's reproducing in large quantities any and dumbing down the human race!

I know how stressful having a crazy around can be, but if you sit back and look at this stuff, it is a little amusing!

just.his.wife's picture

Popcorn comes out when the crazy starts.

Sadly, I have recently had so much of it that it's making me fat. I really need to find a low cal snack to enjoy while watching the show.

ctnmom's picture

JTW, although i giggled at your post (You're very descriptive!) please be careful and alert when she gets out. She sounds seriously unbalanced.And people who always blame others for thier f-ups can be dangerous to thier scapegoats. :O

windee's picture

I completely agree! That is what I have been thinking each time that I read about the crazy BM! Like she would hire someone to do here dirty work for her.

Gabriels Mom's picture

OMG this is hysterical. The thought of 'she couldn't be that stupid' never entered my mind. I totally see the sea donkey doing this kind of thing.

Purplemom's picture

:jawdrop: OMG!

Delilah's picture

Perhaps someone needs to sit down with her and slooowly explain in simple terms what SHE needs to do, to stop getting arrested.

What were her parents thinking?!! Perhaps they also are enjoying their vacation from this moron, because handing this woman a phone is like giving a hacksaw to a cannibal, its far too tempting to avoid using.

I would definately be considering my next move in terms of protecting myself from such an inncessant monkey nut!