You could take offense to everything if you really look.  OP meant it in reference to dealing with coddled, babied, non-parented skids that make our lives less than enjoyable.

I mean golden uterus could be offensive to those who had a hysterectomy and can never have children or we could infer that you're only a woman if you have a uterus;

We could stop using stepHELL as it makes a reference to religion. Heaven/Hell...nothing to joke about, right?

Heck these days we should refrain from saying son or daughter as it's nearly a crime to assume one's sexual identity.

Or we could just take the reference for exactly as it was, all the while remembering that really bad things happen and it's a unfortunate but in no way are any of the references making light of anyone's suffering at any point in history, present or future...