You are now entering the Twilight Zone.....A VI and Beaver tale
dodododododododa....you have now entered the TWILIGHT ZONE...
Cast: VI - the Village Idiot aka my EX
Beaver: aka my DH's EX
Beaver Sr..aka Beaver's mom
So not long after the VI was arrested and spent time in an orange jumpsuit and subsquently lost his bid for full custody, Beaver reared her ugly face and filed for full custody.
Of couse she did...*rolling eye**
The catalyst for this event...DH decided he did not want continue to use Beaver's mother...aka Beaver Sr for daycare. That was a sh*t show. Beaver Sr would slam door in DH's face, take papers out of SS backpack (he missed SS kinder graduation due to her taking papers), purposely feed the kids crap food right before he would pick them up so they wouldn't eat dinner, put SD down for a nap 20 minutes before DH would get there so she would be cranky and cry and/or let SD sleep for 4 hours in the afternoon so it would be a B*tch to get her to sleep at night. DH was paying $750 a month to Beaver Sr for all the above "privileges".
So after witnessing this mess first hand, I looked at DH's paper work and nowhere did it say that Beaver SR had to be the daycare provider. In fact the slave papers I mean custody papers didn't say anything about daycare at all.
Whoopeee....DH found a nice local lady that would watch SD and was in his neighboorhood that could watch SS before/after school and get him on the bus. Bonus..it was $300 cheaper than Beaver Sr.
DH fired off an email to Beaver and Beaver SR that he no longer needed Beaver Sr's services and that he was giving her 30 days notice. Oh to say the sh*t hit the fan would be understatment. See Beaver SR retired so she could watch "her babies"...oh lord what was she going to do. DH...not my problem. See ya...(we found out that Beaver paid nothing to her mom to watch the skids)
So..what is a good Beaver to do, she filed for full custody.
MMM..kay....bless her little heart
Interrogatories, paper work, summons, all were received. Witness and depositions arrive....and WTF...the VI's name is on the list. AGAIN WTF. DH's attorney objects to VI..because like why does he have an skin in this game...WAIT FOR IT...BECAUSE BEAVER AND VI ARE DATING.
SAY WHAT....enter The Twighlight Zone and Jerry Springer. Yep they are dating as confirmed by kids the next week when they told me Beaver and skids hung out their Dad's house all weekend.
Now, I know the VI..Beaver is NOT his type. At 230 pounds and 5'2 she is not trophy wife material. He is only dating her for INFO...info on me. This barely skirted the provisions of the Protection Order I had...and I mean barely. Even his probation officer thought it was a thin line.
Beaver is dating VI because he had MONEY..and she wanted the big house with the pool I used to live in. I also think in some way she thought this would bother me. HELL NO..I told DH I wanted to send her a sympathy/congrats card.
So...there you have it...I entered the Twilight Zone and become a Jerry Springer show wanna be.
Spoiler alert..this unholy union would not last long...but that is another story.
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OMG. I'm sure they both did
OMG. I'm sure they both did it to try to stick it to you and DH.
Don't leave us hanging on the custody thing, though!
LOL, I think Beaver and Toxic Trolls are sister-cousins
Oh boy - cant wait for your next chapter (breakup of Village Idiot and Beaver). I think that Beaver and Toxic Troll must be related in some way (that is twisted and gross).
Toxic Troll would play these kinds of games with DH - as if he cared - and ask him not-so-innocently if it was ok to date some guy that I supposedly already had dated. "Do you think Clove would be MAD if I went out with mr. xyz?"
Then I would casually mention it to mr xyz and he would deny everything...and then ask me not to mention it! Because idk, shes creepy, but he went there? Funny thing is that I never dated or did anything other than casual conversation with mr xyz.
lol. The tangled webs of exes.
Honey..they have to be related in some way
or have the same how to F with your ex manual. At one point SS told DH that Beaver told him she can't date anyone because DH would beat any guy up that she might date. DH would be so jealous. After DH choked back the puke he informed SS, he could careless who Beaver dates and that no he would not beat anyone up that would date Beaver, in fact he would congratulate the guy.
Relevance
I used to hear all the stories of Toxic Trolls dating life as she would relate them to DH (to stay relevant? To see if he still cared? To make him jelly? IDK) One time there was the guy in a wheel chair. Then a date with a guy who runs a local weekly paper. She recomended him to DH, who worked on his car after their "date". Dh showed newspaper guy my picture and newspaper guy congratulated him on "trading up".
Then there were the out-of-towners and she likes to give details on them too, because, THEY will treat her like a queen. And THEY will maybe pay for the hotel, that includes continental breakfast.
Beaver wants DH to be jelly, so she can feel powerful, that she can get him back anytime, but she doesnt want him back, so she allows YOU to have him...
Poor kid will need lots of therapy.
WHOA!
VI and Beaver dating??!!? *insert gasp* keep writing your stories Halo! I'm curious on the ending of VI and beaver.
We had a similar situation
We had a similar situation with Meth Mouth. DHs mom used to be a drug addict and was sleeping with EX2. While DH was married to Meth Mouth she was cheating on him with EX2, once they divorced she married EX2. I remember when I met DHs mom and she told me that story I about died laughing.
Oh boy..now that
is some real Jerry Springer stuff right there.
Oh boy..now that
is some real Jerry Springer stuff right there.
WOW WOW WOW! I was not
WOW WOW WOW! I was not expecting that twist at the end.
Fortunately, I don't have an ex husband, but honestly, I'm surprised BM convinced two men to marry her. She's unattractive and has a terrible personality. DH's excuse is that he was grieving the unexpected loss of his father and MIL was pressuring him to be married, so he married the first person he dated after MIL told him that he didn't want to die alone. On the day of his wedding to BM, his best man, who had lived with DH's family for a while and was like a brother to him, said, "she hasn't walked down the aisle, yet. You can still walk away." And he wasn't trying to be funny.
I think BM's current "DH" (in quotes, because even though they act married, I don't think they ever legally got married) is a con artist and like recognizes like...also, he has managed to get BM to pay for everything for him and his child, so there's that.
Beaver and VI
Beaver Sr sounds like the Girhippo's BM, Battleaxe Galactica. She too presented fake receipts for babysitting the 3 ferals. Submitted them to the court to pump up CS to the Gir.