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OT - It’s The Most Horrible Time Of The Year

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It’s The Most Horrible Time Of The Year

Sung to the tune of "It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year"

It's the most horrible time of the year
When the skids are all yelling
And DH is telling you Just Drink More Beer
It's the most horrible time of the year

It's the crap-crappiest season of all
BM’s verbal beatings, crisis custody meetings
When your lawyers call
It's the crap-crappiest season of all

There'll be plenty of squabbles
Expensive skid baubles
And one skid will stomp on your toe
There'll be First Family stories
'cluding BM (so whore-y) you’ll wish
Christmas was long, long ago

It's the most horrible time of the year
DH'll be skid arse-kissing
And your treat stash goes missing
Stolen by which little dear
It's the most horrible time of the year

There'll be gifts too expensive
DH gets defensive
Because it’s his money to blow
But he ran out of money
And isn’t it funny he
Thinks you’ll give up your own dough

It's the most horrible time of the year
There'll be much skid beeyotching
Cuz one toy is glitching
Go grab one more beer
It's the most horrible time
Yes the most horrible time
Oh the most horrible time
Of the year

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Cooooookies's picture

****EDITED PER REQUEST****

Here's my version, reflecting my special Christmas hell this year:

  • It's the most horrible time of the year
  • When it all gets depressing
  • As father in law's stressing and complaining in your ear
  • It's the most horrible time of the year

 

  • It's the crap, crappiest season of all
  • With BM at my door, four times I'll see that whore
  • In a span of six days
  • It's the crap, crappiest season of all

 

  • They'll be plenty of moaning
  • While father in law roaming
  • And stuck right up DH's ass
  • I'll barely get to see him
  • And just want to scream
  • Hope Christmas goes fast

 

  • It's the most horrible time of the year
  • BM sends DH pics of her saggy ass t*ts
  • Wish she'd move on with her life
  • It's the most horrible time of the year

 

  • Ho Ho Ho fine and dandy 
  • Pretending she's family
  • Laughing at every word DH speaks
  • No one are you fooling
  • Just stop your damn drooling
  • Man these HO-lidays reeeeeeeeeeak!!

IT'S THE MOST HORRIBLE TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME OF THE YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Sad

 

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Love it!

Aniki-Moderator's picture

With BM at my door, four times I'll see that whore

LMAO!!! If I never see BioHo again, it will be too bloody soon.