EFF OFF to Beanie Boy!!

Dear Ann Landers:

I am dealing with a new coworker who I've talked about before here. I call him "the bro" or "beanie boy." He wears one of those little floppy knit condoms on his head every day, and comes in yawning because he played video games until 3 am. (He is a father of a 5 year old girl, by the way.)