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My dh said something that made me wanna puke! And I told him

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Submitted by nunya1983 on Thu, 08/13/2015 - 3:06pm

We were all in the car driving, I forget where and we were talking about I forget what,

And he said well SD I put the bun in your mom's oven.... ever since all I can think about is his dick in bm's stretched out NASTY vag! I told him that was so nasty! Even SD told him that was gross! Dds didn't get it but both me and SD BOTH were in agreeance that that was extremely gross! He's continued to ask me what's wrong... I haven't really pictured him and BM doing the nasty, even though it's obvious they did, (hello, there's a kid!) But ever since he's said that I keep thinking about it... and it's revolting!

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Submitted by BSgoinon on Thu, 08/13/2015 - 3:18pm

That would gross me out too. DH sometimes says that SS was immaculate conception and he isn't even sure if BM is really his mom. Of COURSE he only says that to me, or our close friends and not within earshot of SS. But the thought of them being "together" is enough to gross any of us out. :sick: :sick: :sick:

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Thu, 08/13/2015 - 3:33pm

:sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:

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Submitted by Tuff Noogies on Thu, 08/13/2015 - 3:36pm

:jawdrop: if dh EVER said that, i would NOT let him touch me for a long, long, long time after reminding me of where he's been. i would like to continue my own personal delusion that a stork brought them to my *very much single and virgin* dh.

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Submitted by nunya1983 on Thu, 08/13/2015 - 5:07pm

If it was just a random joke about a random non existant situation it would have been funny, but his dick was in this woman, so it wasn't so much a joke as it was a fact, not OK in my book, and he knows it. That's the difference.

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Submitted by DarkStar on Thu, 08/13/2015 - 5:12pm

I made a HUGE mistake and asked my SO if he ever had a 3 way.

He did.

With BM.

AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!! I wish I could hit the delete button on that one.

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Submitted by DarkStar on Thu, 08/13/2015 - 5:13pm

I made a HUGE mistake and asked my SO if he ever had a 3 way.

He did.

With BM.

AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!! I wish I could hit the delete button on that one.

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Submitted by Tuff Noogies on Fri, 08/14/2015 - 1:39pm

:jawdrop: *tuff sings* "kuuuumbaayyyyaaaaa my lord, kumbaaaayyyaaaa....."

for what it's worth, i took the whole exchange as a moment of comic relief.

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Submitted by Tuff Noogies on Fri, 08/14/2015 - 1:46pm

idk, she must have misunderstood or something. seems out of character for her Sad

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Submitted by Tuff Noogies on Fri, 08/14/2015 - 1:48pm

lol!!! join us, alzee - we could have a grand time, especially if tommar brings her fireball!!!

whoop whoop!!!

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Submitted by Tuff Noogies on Fri, 08/14/2015 - 2:22pm

no joke!!!!! that stuff has hit me so hard i cant remember not a damn thing about the rest of the night. i just wake up in bed feeling like i've been hit by a mack truck.

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Submitted by notsurehowtodeal on Thu, 08/13/2015 - 5:55pm

I think it is an odd thing to say in front of his daughter. Of course she was grossed out by the comment!

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Submitted by JustAgirl42 on Thu, 08/13/2015 - 7:53pm

FDH has said to SD, 'Mommy and I made you'...a number of times...right in front of me. :sick: :sick:

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Submitted by TooLate 2 TurnBack on Thu, 08/13/2015 - 9:30pm

How old are you ladies? If you are a step mother, your husbands dick has been in another woman!!! Geez! 'Putting a bun in the oven' is one of the least sexual ways to describe it. Have you never heard a pregnant woman say she has a bun in the oven? The bun is the baby not a dick. I think your husband may be as confused as to why this upset you as I am. Would you have preferred him tell SD that he and BM were very much in love and they did grown up things that result in a baby, and that SD is a symbol of the love they shared at the time?? He made a joke to explain a touchy subject. Lay off the poor man. If you have to reach that far to have something to be pissy about with DH, consider yourself lucky!!

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Submitted by notasm3 on Thu, 08/13/2015 - 11:44pm

Everyone has a past if you are an adult. The only people without a past are young teens.

But that does not mean that I want to share details of my past or to hear details of his past. I told my DH early on that I did not want to hear any details of his past sex life.

But of course being a male he didn't really comprehend what I meant. DH took me on a tour of his youth and showed me where he and BM had sex that produced SS#1 - if one assumes that DH was really the bio father of OSS after a ONS with the town bike.

I don't really give a shit if OSS was really DH's child. He's now deceased, I never met him, and OSS was about 35 when I met DH so no custody or CS issues were involved.

I even told DH that one of the reasons that I didn't want YSS in my life was that he was a reminder that he and BM could not keep their hands off each other (long after their divorce) and SS was the result. That's not really the case if I am honest. I despise SS30 because he is a violent ass who beats up women and the elderly.

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Submitted by nunya1983 on Fri, 08/14/2015 - 7:00pm

It seems to me that majority of people on her agree that it was a gross comment

The ones who don't agree are the usual Tom tog Sally and then also jasper. So I'll say I was right this was a gross nasty comment and I was in the right to be grossed out