Ode to a wife in law:

I have a wife in law, who lives just down the street. Seeing her all the time, oh what a treat!
I have a wife in law, she's all up in our face. Oh why won't she sell her place?
I have a wife in law, with some who think she still belongs. But they can't see the wrongs!
I have a wife in law, who is jealous of me. Geez why can't she just flee?
I have a wife in law, who is crazy as a loon. Please let her get gone soon!
I have a wife in law, One big family, we are not.
One big divorce, they done went and got.
I have a wife in law, Facebook games are all around.
She sent me a friend request, had to turn it down.
I have a wife in law, she isn't mother of the year.
Cause Facebook says it's so, doesn't make it true, you hear?
I have a wife in law, I wish the drama would flee.
But the apple it seems, don't fall far from the tree!