This could be the end!!!!!
I have been Mr. HouseHusband for the past couple of months. This evening I screwed up... BAD!
DW asked me to put my two white T-shirts in with her load of "Lights" and wash them. There were a few things in her laundry basket that I would not qualify as "lights" so I asked.
Her answer "If it is in the basket wash it... but not on HOT!" So I complied. She just went in to move the stuff from the washer to the dryer.
DW: "Hey! How long have we been married?"
Rags: "Umm... 24 years, 9 months and 15 days. Why?"
DW: "How many times have you seen me do laundry."
Rags: "More than I can count... obviously."
DW: "So WHY is my $150 bra in the washing machine."
Rags: "Because you told me to wash everything in your basket with my two white T-shirts."
DW: "Alright smart ass! You know what I meant. Why isn't the bra in the net bag? You put the bag in the washer but did not put the bra in the lingerie wash bag!"
Rags: "Ummmm, I don't have bras and I did what you told me to do. The mesh bag must have been in the middle of the wad of your clothes. I just grabbed it and threw it all in .... just like you told me to. Did I ruin your bra?"
DW: "Grumble, grumble, grumble..... It is not about the bra. It is about what the bra may have snagged on and ruined, it is about the bra being tangled together with other stuff. ..... grumble, grumble, grumble.... maybe bent the underwire..... harrumph!!!!
Rags: .......Slinks away to pack my shit and move out before my body disappears.
It looks like I may soon be on the market for a new bride. Preferably one that doesn't wear a bra. That would be a safer marriage for me than this one... apparently.
Just kidding of course. But my life was hanging in the balance there for a minute.
Wow, How I love this woman. And she makes me laugh. Lucky for me... this time I was only laughing on the inside. If it had been out loud..... there would be a missing person's report and a search for my body forthcoming.