Things with DH and BM have been a bit tense lately. They attended mediation again today and she started crying and caused such a scene that the mediator told them both to get out of her office. :jawdrop:

She called DH this afternoon and started some more crap about money and at some point in the conversation she says "Well maybe I'll just call WifeVersion2.0 and ask her about it directly", DH says go ahead I'm sure she'd love to hear from you. So a couple hours later I call DH and he asks me if she has called me and I said no. He tells me what happend and I decide I'll give her a call and see what she needed. }:) Yes, I know, I know, I know I shouldn't stoop to her level but I've had it with her crap and her empty threats.

So the call starts out well enough but goes down hill when I inform her that I ordered contacts for SS11 since she hasn't done it yet and that we will be sending her the receipt for her 1/2.

I love that she gets so flustered and tries to insult me and manages to insult herself at the same time.

Example 1:
BM: Oh yeah you're so perfect with your two kids with two different dads.
ME: Really? I'm sorry you have 3 kids with how many different dads? (The answer in case you are wondering is 3 KIDS with 2 MEN) DUH!!!
BM: SILENCE

EXAMPLE 2:
BM: Well I could have gotten allimony too
ME: Really? 10 years ago? You did get temporary allimony they just called it spousal support while you drug out the divorce for over a year.
BM: I could have gotten actual allimony but I didn't b/c I was still fu&#ing DH (I already knew this information but I suspect it was her attempt to drive a wedge between me and DH, little does she know we talk about everything)
ME: Yeah, I know that had to be hard for you to give up, he is AMAZING in bed. But you still couldn't have gotten allimony for any more than 3 years in TX.
BM: How do you know, is that what you got from your exes?
ME: Heck NO! I've never depended on a man to support me, not my husband and sure as hell not an EX HUSBAND! I have a job, I don't need a man to pay my bills.
BM: SILENCE

EXAMPLE 3:
BM: Are you going to have a baby with DH too?
ME: That's not any of your business and I can assure you that if we do decide to have a baby you won't be consulted on the matter.
BM: I figured that's the only reason he married you.
ME: No BM, DH married me because he wanted to not because he felt obligated to like he did when he married you after you trapped him by getting pregnant with SD.
BM: I dare you to have a baby with him, I just DARE you!
ME: Is that a threat?
BM: No, I just want you to see what he's really like
ME: I've known him for over 10 years, I do know what he's really like, and I think he's wonderful.
BM: SILENCE

BM: I hate you, you are the most deceptive person I have ever known.
ME: You hate me? Really? As far as SM's go, I assure you that you could have done much worse for your kids. I've done nothing but love and treat them as my own. I know you are only saying that because you are pissed off and throwing a fit that you aren't getting your way, so I'm going to forgive you for saying such hateful things about the woman who makes sure that your kids are fed, clothed, cared for and loved while they are at her home.
BM: SILENCE
ME: Are you still there?
BM: SILENCE (I can hear the baby in the background)
ME: Apparantly we have nothing left to say. I'll be sending you the receipt for the contacts certified mail as you requested, we will see you tomorrow, have a good day.