Story: Man meets Woman. Man and woman think it will be "fun" to go test drive a Lamborghini. Man tells woman to make sure she puts her safety belt on. Woman tells man she always does and will, but does not. Man puts safety belt on, but the incorrect way to insure protection. Man and Woman get back from joy ride.

Woman: Well that was nice but I should let you know that I am taking test drives with other men too

Man: That's fine, I didn't want buy the Lamborghini anyways. So long!

Man leaves. Woman shows up at man's door 1 month later.

Woman: I know you said you didn't want to buy that Lamborghini but I really want to have it.

Man: No, I don't even know you that well and we split up a long time ago and I do not want to get back together with you, let alone make such a large and long term purchase with you.

Woman: Oh well, that's what I want so that's what I'm going to do. I will take the liberty of putting the registration in your name just to make sure you take care of your part with the vehicle. Oh, and the insurance too. You will need to make $600 monthly payments on it for about 18-21 years. You can try to go through legal avenues to get this amount lowered but it will probably just end up getting increased so don't bother. You can drive the car every other weekend, but don't expect me to deliver it to you with anything more than 1/8 of a tank of gas. You will have to take care of that as well. And I really won't keep up maintenance on the vehicle, so when it is your time to get it, you will have to spend a big portion of that time trying to reverse my f*ck-ups. Ah yes, and if you ever get married and your new woman decides to try to drive the car, the brakes will fail and the engine will blow. Also I will make sure to randomly text you to let you know how lonely I am driving it on my own and how much I wish you were in the passenger's seat next to me.....