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When Will There Be Warning Labels

thinkthrice's picture

on men with previously enjoyed families similar to those cigarette labels?


WARNING:  Stepmothering causes premature health problems including but not limited to stress, anxiety, insomnia, depression, stress induced weight gain, high blood pressure, hair loss, skin disorders, stress induced weight loss, alcoholism, drug abuse, hormone/blood sugar issues, premature perimenopause, panic attacks, heart failure, stress induced asthma, osteoporosis and possibly cancer


Of course women with stars in their eyes due to the "great single dad they've found" will fail to heed the warning just as we do with everything else.


Siemprematahari's picture

In addition to that label it also includes:

Constipation, diarrhea, dizziness, headache, insomnia, nausea, irrational thoughts, abnormal heart rhythms, loss of appetite, alopecia, drop in sex drive, and more……..

Dash 1

ITB2012's picture

Towels on the floor, poop on the walls, hair dye in the sink, ants in the bedroom, cockroaches in empty food containers, overflowing wastebins (if used), personal feminine products left to rot, missing cash.

If left un-treated, potential severe reactions may occur. Seek legal counsel immediately if you notice any of the following: high-conflict bio-parent, spineless spouse, rude children who are legally adults still living in your home, unwanted pets, full-time children without an updated CO, alienation of in-laws.

advice.only2's picture

Lol these are great, and yeah had I known then what I know now I would have been way more cautios and I would have put my foot down a lot sooner. Oh well live and learn.

HowLongIsForever's picture

Don't forget to add the graphic photos to go with the text.  Canada seems to do a decent job with the images on their cigarette labels, I'm sure there's plenty that could be put into rotation for this.  

Harry's picture

lots of wine Maybe some hard sruff it it gets bad.