Mr. Neutral Didn't Call Last Night
The agreement was he was supposed to call Chef and tell him "In Your Face" so to speak--that Chef and I were wrong and that Mr. Neutral's son got at the very least 50/50 custody (he was going for FULL custody--I tried to keep a straight face on that one) and no CS changing hands or possibly the BM paying CS to Mr. Neutral's son.
We were told by Mr. N that he hired the best attorney in the area (not saying much) for the divorce and that said lawyer would work his magic in the courtroom.
What I speculate actually happened was this:
1. The cute "Kardashian-looking" Instagram BM (who also has a "special needs" child by a previous baby daddy) stepped foot into the courtroom, presented the fist through the wall bar incident.
2. Upon this knowledge the BM was granted 100% physical custody of both children (she was going to get this anyway despite the bar incidentt but that was just icing on the proverbial cake)
3. BM was awarded 21% of Mr. N's son's gross income plus childcare expenses, medical expenses and any additional expenses deemed necessary in the future (college, scuba lessons, pony rides)
4. Mr. N's son (I'll call him Neanderthal because the god's honest truth he looks like one) was granted joint LEGAL custody (which doesn't mean a thing and is basically null and void in NYS) plus EOWE with a week during the summer for vacation and alternating holidays.
BM of course will IMMEDIATELY start denying visitation now that Neanderthal has immediately listed on his social media that he is "single." The crazy will thusly ensue.
Another Guilty/Disney Daddy is born; after all, Mr N. was divorced from Neanderthal's BM and turned into a Disney Dad as well.
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I wonder how long it will be
I wonder how long it will be before you finally hear from them again...lol.
They only come around when they want something
When Mr. N was home laid up from a work injury, Chef went over there an bought him groceries (read: I bought him groceries)
The favour was never thanked or returned. Mr. N is not so "neutral" he basically does not like/trust me and wanted Chef to do child chasing-- he keeps in close contact with the Girhippo and skids because they live in the same town.
"The agreement was he was
"The agreement was he was supposed to call Chef"
Come on, youi have GOT to persuade Chef to call him to find out how things went. The suspense is killing me!
OR... You can give me the
OR... You can give me the number... I'll call saying I have an interest "in equal men's rights in the family court system." (not even technically a lie...) Say I heard about his son, and I'd like to know all the details of the case because I heard he may have been wronged.
I have too much invested in how curious I am about how this turned out... Chef needs to call!!!!
Mr. N didn't call because
Mr. N didn't call because things didn't go his way!
I Will See if Chef Will Call
Chef is more concerned about Neanderthal than he is about Mr. Neutral. Mr. N is simply aggrevating to Chef. BUT I reminded Chef that Neanderthal is social media friends with the skids who have utterly peed in Chef's face.
Mr. N has a tendency to polish a turd to a magnificent shine; this will be no exception. It would probably go something like this:
Chef: So did Neanderthal win in court?
Mr. N: Yes.
Chef: Really? Tell me the details.
Mr. N. Well Neanderthal went into court and the cops testified on his behalf but the judge didn't want to hear it or see the video of BM that he made of her being crazy
Chef: Soooo he DIDN'T win.
Mr. N: Well not exactly... he only has to pay 21% of his income to the BM and he gets every other weekend.
Chef: I thought you said he was going for full custody?
Mr. N: He was but his attorney seemed tired and that played into it.
Chef; How does an attorney being tired play into it
Mr. N: Well you know.
Chef: No I don't know... did she get full custody
Mr. N: yeah she got custody (sheepishly)
Chef: I TOLD YOU SO!!
Mr. N: But it was only because his attorney was tired that day...
(and on and on and on)