MOTY Girhippo Is Giving Facebook Counseling
To Chef's nephew's kid (who is an unwed 20 yr old meth addict and mom of infant son)
And here are her "pearls" of wisdom:
Methhead: "Can't stop thinking about what the F I'm doing with my life"
Girhippo: "Good, you should always be consdering your goals, your path, and what you're contributing to this world. You'll be ok. Make a flexible plan with short term and long term goals. Work hard, be a good mommy first, and forgive yourself when things don't go the way you expected. God will take care of you. Talk to Him. XO"
1. Girhippo contributes practically NOTHING as she relies on CS and StepDaddyBigBucks salary
*lol*
2. Work hard??!! (BWA HA HA HA--you've got to be KIDDING!!)
3. Be a good mommy first (I have NO words)
4. Forgive yourself when you don't get your way (which is hardly EVER as a spoiled princess)
5. [Insert Churchlady phrase] I'm so sanctimoniously spiritual
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little!
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I love it!
Playing the spiritual card redeems all!
Ahhhh, yes. Sanctimommy on
Ahhhh, yes. Sanctimommy on Facebook.
BM has posted a few gems, too, though they are shares from other peoples pages. One was this who diatribe about how kids don't care who pays CS, but they care about who puts them to bed, reads them stories, kisses their boo-boos, etc. I laughed a bit because, while it's true they don't care about CS, they care about a roof over their heads and food in their bellies - two things, at the time, BM couldn't afford even WITH CS.
She also posts a lot about respecting the troops. She showed great respect when DH was in the military by jumping his rear end when he couldn't tell her where he was going due to the nature of his job, when she told him tough cookies about the "nature" of their open marriage (long story), when she moved her now DH into MIL's home while my DH was still serving, and when she didn't tell him she was serving him divorce papers before he got his vasectomy (which arrived less than a week after the surgery).
She posts a lot about loving God and what it means to be a Christian, but apparently forgets about the bits in the Bible saying adultery is wrong. My favorites are the worship songs surrounding the posts about how some women do actually enjoy sex.
OH, and my most favorite as of late was one listing all these qualities of "some women", like not needing a man for money, loving sex, being independent, etc. The woman relied on DH's income the entire time they were married as she never worked. She only leaves her DH when she has another boy-toy on the side, and brings him back when that falls apart. Strong and independent are two works I would NEVER use to describe BM.
Ugh, social media. Constantly reminding us just how stupid our spouses used to be.
haha
kind of like BM2 who belongs to some cult "church" place... (they call it "class" not church) where she goes at least 3 times a week and pretends on FB and at "class" that she is this wonderful spiritual person... but we have seen the pure asshole, side of this bitch that would make Beelzebub blush.
Gads. She's like BioHo, who
Gads. She's like BioHo, who luuuuuuurrrrvvvvs to spout what a Godly woman she is. I didn't know that serial cheating was a Godly quality....
The Gir's BM, Battleaxe Gallactica
Has had more men's boots under her bed than are grains of sand at the sea--yet she is a holy and godly behemoth, errr I mean "woman." I'm not sure i see the physical attraction other than being able to suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
Only a golf ball??
It's rumored that 'Ho can suck a bowling ball through a drinking straw.
Wait,,,,
Was, "GOD is good all the time" at the bottom of Bm's counseling statement?
Or maybe at the bottom of meth heads post. Somehow meth heads always bring God into it .
Ok, so I will say 10 Hail Marys and 5 Our Fathers for that line.
Heh. Our BM is morbidly
Heh. Our BM is morbidly obese and she "sells" fitness products for a pyramid scheme company.
I say "sells" because what usually happens is she "buys" the sales kit so she can say she's doing something, when really she is lazy and has no social skills, so it's all for show. She has to post about it on instagram, facebook, and everywhere else to enhance her phoney persona as a modern career woman (who dropped out of highschool). And I say "buys" because usually she tries to stiff the sales manager by not paying for the sales kit, and someone has to bail her out. I hope someday she pisses off the wrong person. It should be just a matter of time.