They shave their beards alike (leaving a five o'clock shadow). Does that count? LOL

As most of you know SS37 (Champagne Taste on a Beer Budget, CTBB for short) is biologically DH's nephew. SIL is BM. She looks exactly like DH- I mean like him in drag and glasses. PS- my DH DOES NOT make a good lookin woman.

Fun Fact:

BM: Career was in circus so she's very... bendy. 10 years older than DH.
DH: Cries if he accidentally cuts a worm or bug. Needless to say he does not do the gardening in the house.
Me: I broke my second toe on my right foot when I was younger and somehow developed the ability to move it independently of all my other toes.

When BM and SO were together, her mother confessed to his that she didn't think BM wanted to be a mother, she wasn't a very good one, and she worried that BM has schizophrenia.
I don't know about schizophrenia, but I think at some point after they broke up she ended up with syphilis and it's gone to her brain, because she's a whore and no one is that nuts lol.
A fun fact about my SO? He's very, very clever. He has a lot of knowledge stuffed into his head. He'd be excellent at a Quiz Night. But he knows absolutely nothing about well-known serial killers or the Watergate scandal.
It's OK, though, folks- we're Australian

BM is 3 inches shorter and 50 lbs heavier than me lol FDH is 6'4" and thin. I truly think that SD will grow up to look like Shelly from Hemlock Grove, but heavier even,hopefully you've seen it. lmao Cracks me up thinking about it.

FDH and I are from the same Indian tribe, mine just happened to be the branch that made it to Oklahoma while his stayed in Ohio.

BM's Indian tribes were, and as I like to think still ARE, our mortal enemies.

They're both losers from the same "shithole ghetto!" lol