SS3 wanted to see my body parts -- funny story!
Hilarious conversation with SS3 this weekend --
We both had to use the restroom while at a store. I took SS3 in the stall and helped him with his coat zipper and gloves and button, then he went potty. I would normally just go in another stall but it was easier for me to just go to the bathroom real fast while SS was pulling his undies and pants back up. I have a big long puffy maternity coat so he really saw absolutely nothing, with the exception of maybe a little thigh skin.
SS: SteppingUp, why you got toilet paper?
Me: So I can wipe!
SS: So you can wipe your penis?
Me: I don't have a penis, I'm a girl.
SS: Oh yeah, that's right. You're a girl. You have a cwotch.
Me: Yup! (I thought the conversation was over...long pause)
SS: Can I see your cwotch?
Me: No...it's pretty much the same as your sister's (they take baths together so he knows what one looks like!)
SS: Oh. (totally satisfied with the answer) It looks like Sister's cwotch!
We were already washing our hands by this point in the conversation...then I realized... oh god...
SS3 is going to go home and tell BM that "SteppingUp's cwotch looks like Sister's!"
EEEEEEK!!
DF and I have been laughing about this ever since...but still praying that SS won't say something like that to BM!!!! 
Atleast if BM asked him "Did SteppingUp SHOW it to you?" we're fairly certain he would tell the truth -- NO!
Ohhhh kids!
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Too funny, kids are so cute
Too funny, kids are so cute at that age. Hopefully the whole thing will be ancient history by the time he returns to BM (luckily they have short memories at that age, as well).
Lol! Funny story. My skids
Lol! Funny story.
My skids are allowed to say "wee-wee" and "noonie" at certain times, not to be nasty or anything, but at home if we talk about certain things like bug bites or rash or.. well, you get the picture.
Once, in a store, SS3 decided to tell everyone in line that he has a wee-wee.. very loudly! I told him to HUSH AHHH!
SS3: Hey, you! I have a wee-wee!
(lady smiles and giggles)
ME: SS3, hush it up! We don't go around telling people things like that!
SS3: But you said we can talk about it.
Me: Not in the store!
SS3: (after a pause) They don't want to hear that?
Me: No, they don't.
SS3: (another pause) Awe MANNNNN!
Lol, kids really do say the funniest (and most embarrassing!) things.
Haha! I was definitely glad
Haha!
I was definitely glad no one else was in the bathroom with us -- I know they would have laughed too but at least it saved me from some embarrassment!
My BS3 asked me on Saturday
My BS3 asked me on Saturday if I had big boobies, I just about fell over. Then SS10 upon hearing this says to me , " so he noticed huh" I don't know which kid worries me & the double DD's the most my 3 year old & his breast obsession or the fact my 10 y/o SS thinks I have big boobies too.