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Bitter asexual lesbians on vacation (Echo's husband will protest this title)

Shaman29's picture

Echo's log....82314.12.52am

After much wine and rumination, stepdown, Echo and I had these thoughts:

1. If a guy is a jerk when you're dating, he will be a jerk after you married him. He will not change after marriage. So don't be shocked when we mock you when you complain afterwards.

2. If your skid is an j-ass, it's because you're husband is a j-ass.

3. If your partner tells you to eff off, or calls you horrible names on regular basis....please do not tell us in the next sentence that he is a wonderful person or that you have a wonderful relationship. Because we will mock you.

4. The reality of the situation is, your husbands or partners did love the BM at some point. Accept that fact and move on.

5. Not every skid was conceived from a one night stand.

6. Our husbands weren't trapped by pregnancy. If they didn't want kids, they should have used a condom.

7. If you don't want the BM in your life, stay out of hers. Don't let your partner copy you on email or texts. Don't give her your email address. Don't give her your phone number. Don't speak to her. Your partner should be sole contact, any excuse is irrelevant because if you weren't there, they'd be doing it on their own anyway.

8. Echo's refuses to take gas money or let us buy her dinner. But lets us eat her nuts.

9. stepdown is a hoot. A lightweight drinker who can't hold her liquor.

10. Shaman is really bombed.

11. Missing FormerAAgirl. We wish she were here with us and toast to her health. We're drinking her share of booze.

In closing, obviously from point #11.....we've had way to much to drink. Doesn't mean we don't mean what we said.

And I've been reminded by stepdown......NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, allow your adult skids to move in with you. EVER. AGAIN.

Did we mention NEVER, EVER?? We mean NEVER, EVER.

Love, peace and Paul McCartney.

stepdown, Echo and Shaman

Comments

WTF...REALLY's picture

And where is the words of wisdom when a man wants us to fund the rebirth of his balls??? You missed that one.

WTF...REALLY's picture

And what about BM's who get drunk and stab strangers for not giving her a ride home.

And circle jerk time....we need so much more wisdom from all of you.

WTF...REALLY's picture

This just in from the world renowned advice columnists....The Bitches of Circle Jerk Society........

Anon2009's picture

I love this. Especially 1, 2, 6 and 7. Can I add one? Most of the men written about here aren't victims. Some of them cheated on bm. Some are bad parents. Some are just jerks.

The Bitches of Circle Jerk Society's picture

Shaman, StepDown and Echo say...

Stay with him. Stay for the children. For the poor, poor children.

There will be further advice later. After cocktails. Wink

WTF...REALLY's picture

Yes! This is just what my SD bm wanted. Crazy but true. Fucking stupid bitch that she is.

MarriedaBallessWonder's picture

LMFAO!

Most Evil's picture

Like!! Smile

Easylikesundaymornin's picture

I love you guys !!!
( my fellow trolls ~ lol )
Great laughs ~ well needed humor