50% of marriages end in divorce. The other 50% end in death. Which way would you rather go?
Another thread triggered this little nugget of wisdom from the dregs of my memory.
So, which way would you rather go?
Keep in mind the the Death option for blended family marriages probably includes an increased risk of homicide when a frustrated StepParent looses patience with and does in their spouse! :jawdrop:
So, pick your poison. Do you want your marriage to end in divorce or in Death? If you choose Death, who's death and how do want to go or do them in?
I plan on my lovely bride and I putting our Ferrari in to the side of a mountain going 200+MPH when I am in my 90's.
When I go I plan on sliding my heavenly super sports car in to the parking curb with the tires and engine smoking, my beautiful wife at my side, a big shit eating smile on my face, walking up to the pearly gates and yelling at St. Peter "What a ride! Open up the gates I wanna see what kind of trouble I can cause on the other side!!!!!!!!!!!"
If I have to go without my Beautiful Bride then I will opt between death by cheesecake at 90+ or being shot by a jealous husband at 90+. I have not decided which.