I am aware of social networking entries by BM complaining about being single. I thought I'd write a personal ad for her. What would your ad say? }:)

Soon to be 39 single mommy ISO awesome,creative,out of my league twentysomething. What can I say about me? I'm just a single Mom against the World here! I'm awesome at it though! I need a guy who can fulfill all of my needs and expect nothing in return. You would need to pay all of my bills and be happy to do so. I would also expect you to worship me,but at the same time not be too clingy. I don't really want too much attention from you. Not until it appears that I am not the center of your attention. Then you should fully expect my wrath. I don't want something until it appears I cannot have it.

I would also need for you not to have any sort of problems of your own. You must stay strong at all times. I'd prefer it if you could be almost superhuman. That would be awesome! You also would need to know that everything is all about me. There is no room for anyone else to have any sort of issues. Everyone else will take a backseat to me at all times. Other people haven't had it as bad as I have. They don't deserve for things to go their way like I do. I had a rough upbringing,so I'm entitled to act however I want. My needs must come first.

You should also be aware of the fact that I will expect you to be okay with my making friends online that I start to have feelings for. I may ditch you entirely and run off to take my chances with said friend. I will expect you not to have any friendships with anyone that I might feel threatened by. No matter how innocent that friendship is. I will expect them gone instantly. I can do what I want. You will not. I might expect you to stop speaking to your Mother or your entire family. I will expect you to sever ties with anyone that I don't like. You will have no input on what I do.

You should want to join in with me when I hang out with teenagers. You should love marijuana as much as I do. You should be willing to smoke,drink and party with teenagers. Maybe we could manage to invent some sort of suction machine to gather and bottle their youth??? I retain hope that they see me as this awesome older than them chick they'd love to bang. I love youth. Teenage boys appeal to me on so many levels.

You should know that I will expect to have a free pass to act however I want with no consequences. I'm entitled to act any way I wish. I had a bad childhood and teenage years. I will expect any and all shitty things I have ever done to be forgotten or never brought up. I won't overlook anything I deem to be a wrongdoing from you,though. I,however am exempt. I haven't ever done a wrong thing in my life. I will not be called out on my deeds. I won't tolerate reality in any shape or form.

You will not be exempt like I am. I will rake you over the coals anytime I take a fancy to do so. I will try to turn people against you for my own benefit. I will attempt to gather people for my side. Even when the warped reality I spew isn't the truth. I'll still lie anyway to gather sympathy. If I can't do that,I'll think long and hard and find another way to screw you over if you dare to be on my bad side.

If I retain employment,it will be a big deal. You had better not expect much more out of me. I'm better than what I have known in life and that should be enough. I'd prefer it if someone delivered my dinner to me by hand. I don't want to get up and get my own plate. Good grief,I just worked a regular day. If this sounds like something you might be interested in,get back at me.