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Hubby's annual Xmas present to Ex......it's bad.

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Submitted by lovin-life on Wed, 12/20/2006 - 10:23am

Have I told you guys what huuby is getting his EX for Christmas this year.....

A sweater and a dildo.....

If she doesn't like the sweater

.....she can go F%^^ herself..

That's so bad....I know. I listen to this at least 3-4 times a week around this time of year, and then he'll giggle, and giggle...and say "forget the sweater"...and he'll giggle some more....

He's easily amused...at times...haha

If anyone asks you what to get the 'evil' people in your life .... you know what to get! Smile

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Nise's picture

Submitted by Nise on Wed, 12/20/2006 - 11:19am

LMAO!! That is too cute! I needed that today! Now i've gotta use that one!

Make a GREAT Day!

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Submitted by Anne 8102 on Wed, 12/20/2006 - 1:47pm

This one got a chuckle out of my mean ogre husband!

~ Anne ~

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Submitted by sosmomof6 on Wed, 12/20/2006 - 4:48pm

that he wouldn't even want to waste our money on something she would enjoy so much!! : o If anything, he wants to give her a rock all wrapped up and that's it!

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Submitted by sosmomof6 on Thu, 12/21/2006 - 8:05am

Yes! I like that...."I got a rock too. But mine sparkles and is united by a circle representing love. Maybe with enough time and patience, your rock will sparkle too". Because what does a diamond come from~ coal! I'm loving the symbolism Smile

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Submitted by OldTimer on Thu, 12/21/2006 - 9:08pm

Yeah, give the coal and tell her to shove it up her ahole and squeeze realllll hard. lol. I like that one!

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Submitted by sosmomof6 on Wed, 12/20/2006 - 5:01pm

then she'd scream "Assault", of course! So, better to just hand it to her and politely tell her to have a Coke and a smile...or something like that Smile