A love letter to BM
Folks it's a long one. Don't bother to read if you don't need to I just need to vent after everything
Dear child catcher,
I LOVE that you got SD6 and SD8 iphones. Isn't that grand? With all of the issues they've had with unfettered internet access isn't that so exciting?
Oh ? You got those so you can call and FaceTime your children 24/7 during visitation? Wow good for you. Great parenting. Good job waking up the kids early on Sunday with a loud phone call. They were sooo happy about that
Also excellent job telling them to keep those phones with them all the time. Because young kids sure can keep track of things. Oh sorry they kept the phones at home while we went out with them for a few hours. Your daughter called you after missing ten calls in a two hour span. You must have been soooo worried.
The kids must have been miserable making home made noodles , decorative cupcakes and lighting off fireworks. They truly needed you there to make it special.
Good for you though. The kids love to talk to me and DH during your time. Isn't it funny how we try to cut those calls short while being supportive? Must be magic?
It's always lovely to hear you tell the kids how stressed they are when they reply they are fine and having a good time. Telling them to take medicine you packed which has "cherry plum" as it's main active ingredient. Maybe you should take some yourself. Since it's so effective.
Get a man or a decent Boy with batteries you low life.