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Counseling

klinder180's picture

Since so many posts have been about counseling and the good/bad effects of it recently I thought I would add this enlightening little tidbit.

Marriage Counseling

A husband and wife came for counseling after 15 years of marriage. When
asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade
listing every problem they had ever had in the 15 years they had been
married.

She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness,
loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet
needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time,
the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to
stand, embraced and kissed her passionately as her husband watched with a
raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife
needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?"

The husband thought for a moment and replied, "Well, I can drop her off
here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."

Comments

need2vent's picture

I want one of those kisses.
Sadly the point that the husband says he would be able to drop her off twice a week is more effort than I received in my last relationship, he would have said she has a car , she can be here, actually ,no, he wouldn't have gone to counseling, said he did that enough with his exwifes! LOL The RED FLAGS are flying!!Luckily I have learned from some of my experiences and finally learned to read "flag".

ColorMeGone2's picture

to "work in my shop" and that's us. Sad

♥ Georgia ♥

"Good men don't just happen. They have to be created by us women." (from ROSEANNE)