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Submitted by Ommy on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 5:50pm

It is a little depressing on the board today so lets have a break and laugh a bit. So another blog got me thinking of ways that I have tried to make BM's life a little hellish for her. To repay her for her for all the happiness she gave me.

1) I sometimes write her phone number on bill's with "call for a good time" before I buy things in the store...I know it is Junior High but I laugh each time I do it, so sue me.

2) I may have sent a pair of my sexy underwear home in the suit case of clean clothes for the girls...she may have flipped over the phone to FDH...I may have been laughing in the back ground...

3) I may to this day still use her number for all car insurance quotes, online adds, ect (you know the ones that call at all hours of the day and it takes months to be removed from the list).

So their are some of my confessions...Do you guys have any?

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Submitted by imjustthemaid on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 5:55pm

When I was married to my exh the BM was completely crazy. I "accidentally" figured out the password to her monster.com account. SHe was job hunting. I may have "accidentally" made her resume a bit more interesting like saying she was a prostitute and her career goals were to master the blow job. I sent it out to many people and made her profile public!!

She never figured out who did it }:)

I am still very proud of that!! I may have had too much time on my hands back then.

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Submitted by imjustthemaid on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 5:59pm

Honestly she deserved it. She was HORRIBLE to me for many years and I put up with all her bullshit to keep the peace!!

The funny thing is now we are friends :? Well not friends, but friendly as her daughter (with my exh) comes over all the time.

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Submitted by 12yrstepmonster on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 6:43pm

I hope I'm NEVER a BM to any of your skids! Roflmao

Personally-
I wish I had come up with something to do. Instead I simply wait to see who will be the last one standing.

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Submitted by FML on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 7:20pm

My BM and her brother are still pissed about this. I put up a craigslist add saying that it was a brother and sister looking for a good time. I airbrushed their faces on a porn picture and included both phone numbers and their home address. Funny thing is no one called BM, only her brother. She's too ugly.

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Submitted by daysleeper on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 7:35pm

It has occurred to me in the past to give out my old phone number for services that I didn't want any part of, but never BM's. I can't believe that I never thought of that.... that's hilarious and I'm definitely doing it in the future!

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Submitted by Most Evil on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 8:23pm

I just try to be really lovey dovey affectionate w/DH when her spy/puppet/child is around!! but these are good ideas, hmmmm . . . !!

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Submitted by luchay on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 9:58pm

In the process, it's a small victory (not like some of these that have me LMAO and storing them away for future reference)

If you read my last blog BM just screwed us out of about $12000 in the property settlement, and thinks she has won.

SO and I have a house we are really interested in buying - but we have the SKIDS tomorrow all day (the open home is tomorrow afternoon) so I just sweetly suggested to SO that why not take ALL the kids along as well, they'll all get to see the house then!!

He thinks - great - involving all the kids = good,

I think - the little sods will run straight home and tell mummy all about the lovely house we are buying.

Bitchface will know that despite her screwing us over we are still buying a nice house and living happily ever after.

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Submitted by Buzybee82 on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 12:10am

oh love this so much!!! freakin awesome,i can't believe I've never thought of these things! I'm on it! I'm going to make it my goal to hunt for every sweepstakes thing i can find! and i loved the writing "for a good time call...." I'll make sure to include details like "im a free easy slit willing to do anything you want!" oh i needed this! thank you! I'll start sending home happy pictures of me & dh in sd things too!!! hahaha! i hope others write more ideas on here.
side note: back in high school some friends of mine posted posters all around town with this girl (they hated) pic, phone # and for a good time call... the cops got involved and all of my friends got in legal trouble over this, SO BE CAREFUL!!! if you're doing things online never do it from your home or phone cuz ip addresses can be traced. go to the library, wear a disguise for the cameras!