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O/T - Email subject made me laugh

Rubber Ducky's picture

Submitted by Rubber Ducky on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 7:56pm

I just received an email from State Farm with the subject, "Ducky, is your car equipped with this no-skid safety feature?"

I immediately looked to see the "no-skid" safety feature before I realized what it meant. I am on this site too much. Biggrin

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AngeLily's picture

Submitted by AngeLily on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 12:25am

Haha!!

Shaman29's picture

Submitted by Shaman29 on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 10:06am

No skid safety feature. Anti-skid insurance.

So here is the scenario that just played in my head (if I were single).

I'm in a bar with a friend, a man approaches me and asks to buy me a drink. He's good looking, has a job, seems intelligent and charming. Then two big guys in suits (secret service style) walk over to me and hand me a file. The very first line is "crazy ex-wife, 3 kids, 7 failed relationships due to Disney Dad Mentality".

I look at the guy, smile, thank him for the drink and say....move along.

Sigh.....wouldn't that be great???? Forewarned is forearmed!

Krispey Kreme's picture

Submitted by Krispey Kreme on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 4:09pm

I want the no-skid feature installed in my house! When skid shows up on the porch, I want a trap door to open and for her to slide down into a pool of pirhanas (or sharks), never to be seen again!