about a funny story that happened when the girls were younger. Jojo's comment was in her "I can't believe he's mad because I want him to sleep with me" post. She mentioned in a reply that DH has probably accidentally flashed SD a glimpse of the trecherous trouser snake and it made me remember this story.

You need to know that the girls used to refer to their private area as "unies" pronounced EW-KNEES. This is vital to the story:)

One time DH flashed on of the girls when he was getting up to use the bathroom. He was still half asleep and didn't realize that my "little buddy" was dancing around outside of his boxers. One of my SD's walked around the corner and BA BAM! She got an eye full. Apparently she covered her eyes immediatly like she KNEW she wasn't supposed to see that thing...she was four at the time.

I walkd into our bedroomm where I found DH covered with the sheet at the corner of our bed. I asked "whats wrong? Why the hell are the cowering under the sheet?" He lifted his head and said "SD saw my d*ck. I don't know what to say to her? What do I do?" I laughed. He was totally mortified. I told him to just let it go and if she has questions she'll ask when she's ready. I even said she has probably already forgotten about it.

Anyway dinner roles around and we are all sitting at the table eating when out of the blue SD blurts out "does daddy have a loooonnnggg unie?" I spew food everywhere and DH turnd 8 shades of red, drops his fork and puts his head in his hands. Classic kids will say anything moment.

Does anyone else have a kids say the darndest things type expereince they would like to share???