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Happy Thursday and Happy 4th (Not step related)

frustrated like nobodies business's picture

Apples & Wine

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now are like fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

Share this with all the good apples you know.


Most Evil's picture

"A lie told often enough becomes the truth." - Vladimir Lenin

Nymh's picture

It's a good thing I love grapes, because my BF is so independent there's no way I could stomp the shit out of him to change him into a more refined substance Wink

*~So sayeth Nymh~*