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Submitted by fedup1 on Fri, 11/30/2012 - 8:14am

I'm so relieved and glad to find out I'm not the only one who is driven insane on a daily basis!

Top 10 list for my SD16 who lives with us full time!!!!!

1. You do not have to be up our ass 24/7! Get a hobby, read a book, or get some friends....You're "life" is passing you by.
2. You are so OVERWEIGHT for a reason...get up off your fat, lazy ass to do something, besides your half-assed chores.
3. You don't need to refer to your father as Daddy....You're 16 years old for Christ sake!
4. You eat like a newly released hostage. It's actually quite embarassing. You inhale your food and then sit there and stare at me creepily while I eat mine.
5. You have NO manners, even though you were taught manners. You feel the need to interrupt, interject and give your unsolicited opinion on every adult conversation that you feel you should be a part of....Please shut the fuck up.
6. I go out of my way to cook a homemade dinner most every night. A "thank you" might be nice once in a blue moon...Oh, btw...Put the effing Iphone down at dinnertime before I make you eat that instead....RUDE!
7. You are the LAZIEST person I have ever met in my life. You try use your stupidity to try get you out of doing things...ie..following up on job applications..."I didn't know their phone number"... really...??? Bet if it were something for you, you'd google the number in 2 seconds....fat, lazy, bitch.
8. You need to be told to do EVERYTHING....are you 6 or 16?????????????? I feel like you are fucking retarded...jesus christ.
9. Did I mention lazy..??? Go.do.SOMETHING... Afterschool activities, sports.....ANYTHING.
10. Oh, and the lying and drugs....You better get a handle on that shit really fast...

Ok...I thought I'd feel alot better, but maybe I need a few more...

11. When you are told "No friends in the house while we're at work"...we mean it. Us coming home early and catching you in the act is getting old...Your lies may work on your father, but this ain't my first rodeo. I already raised 2 children, so you probably won't get too much past me.
12. Why don't you buy some clothes that you actually fit into. You have been told numerous times that your 180 lb body doesn't look flattered by size 12 clothes, yet you continue....You're as big as a linebacker...you have a bicycle in the garage..try getting your fat ass on it's seat once in a while and maybe you'll find a boyfriend by the age of 20.
13. Lazy...did I mention that already.? Nothing kills my good mood faster than coming home after a long day and seeing your whale like body flopped in front of the TV. You've been told that 7-10 hours of television a day is not good for anyone, but obviously you don't care.
14. Did I mention that I resent and hate you more and more everyday, and that when you try to hug me, I almost vomit...I don't love you...I don't even like you. Go find someone that does.

Done...Ahhhh

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Submitted by fedup1 on Fri, 11/30/2012 - 8:33am

few more....

Try saving some food for someone else who may have wanted at least 1 bowl of cereal or 1 scoop of ice cream. There are others who live here...Fat pig.

You have a flat screen TV up in your room...go spend some time there. You're annoying to the Nth degree. You're incessant talking during movies, and asking what's happening because you can't put down your phone to pay attention to the movie is unbelievably rude.

Stop eating on and around our brand new furniture and rugs. We have a kitchen table for God's sake.

I cannot wait for 2 more years to pass because you're OUT when you're 18....Good riddance. If I had any idea I'd be raising a 6 year old, I'd have run the other way!

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Submitted by imjustthemaid on Fri, 11/30/2012 - 8:27am

Ha!! I love it! I also have an SD16 that lives with us full time. She is all if the above except not fat yet but the way she eats its definitely coming!!! She is so lazy. Won't get a job. I overheard her telling her friends if she gets offered a job she's not gonna take it because its too hard and she won't work weekends. She eats enough for 5 people. It's disgusting really. Every single day she goes out to eat with her friends. Monday night they went to two restaurants back to back. Thankfully she made friends this year finally so she goes to BM's mothers house for the weekend to see her friends. I am counting down the months till she moves the hell out. She says she hates our town because everyone is too rich. Maybe she should go live in ghettoville with her mother. She would fit right in!!

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Submitted by imjustthemaid on Fri, 11/30/2012 - 8:28am

Oh and you have to get a mini fridge for your bedroom and hide food or you'll end up with nothing. That's what I do!!

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Submitted by imjustthemaid on Fri, 11/30/2012 - 8:38am

Ha ha!! You have to use the crock pot in your bedroom!! I actually ruined a piece of furniture doing that and DH asks all the time what it's from!!

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Submitted by fedup1 on Fri, 11/30/2012 - 8:34am

WE DID GET A MINI FRIDGE IN OUR BEDROOM!!!! FAT BITCH HAS BEEN RAIDING THAT!!!!

In one day, she drank almost a whole case of soda...we don't buy that anymore.

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Submitted by MarriedaBalless... on Fri, 11/30/2012 - 11:55am

My fat assed, lazy stepson also gets an allowance. I don't know why. He does no chores. In fact, I got so pissed off at my stepshits treating me like a maid that I hired a house cleaning service. I refuse to do it any more.

Last week, my fat assed SS starts bragging that he is glad he no longer has to clean their bathroom and that when he did have to he did it half-assesed so someone else would have to come finish it.... of course his Dad did because of my bitching.

This kid is a complete piece of blubberly shit.

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Submitted by fedup1 on Fri, 11/30/2012 - 11:57am

Her BM abandoned her when she was 8, leaving her father to try and do the best he could. He did a great job providing food,clothing and shelter...but unfortunately not much else for her and her brother. (He is gone off to the Military, thank the Lord Jesus!) I have been trying to step in for the last year, but it seems this girl is seriously beyond stupid.... She does nothing without prodding...Her father is OBLIVIOUS to her bad behaviour and I am getting really tired of sounding like a NAG...

I have her father reduce her allowance weekly when I point out all the lazy, slobby short cuts she has taken to "complete" her chores..(which she NEVER had to do before I came along, but I taught her how to clean and do laundry)... She is CONSTANTLY overloading the washing machine, clogging the sinks and overloading the dishwasher. For this, she is told why her allowance is cut. The allowance is the ONLY reason she ever leaves the house....to go spend her money.. I gotta take what I can get, when I can get it.

She listens as far as curfews, but will lie to hide and cover up for her BFF...which seems like her only friend (who is also a fat, lazy, pothead...greasy hair, yellow teeth, bad clothes..)

I'm at my wit's end...I told her and her father, when I was that age, I was involved with sports, clubs, friends, jobs, cars, parties....I NEVER hung out with my parents....EWWWW.... He defends her saying it's because she was without a Mother for so long...well, guess what...that's not my problem, as rude as that sounds..

I SHOULD NOT be a 16 year old's sole entertainment...that's just unnatural.

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Submitted by imjustthemaid on Fri, 11/30/2012 - 1:38pm

Thats funny you say that because BM abandoned SD16 when she was very young also and DH raised her alone. He blames her shortcomings on not having a mother to show her things. Like when she wears an entire bottle of perfume. He says I have to teach her. Yep I told her one squirt but why would she listen to me!!

DH spoiled the shit out of this kid because it was only the two of them. Now she is a lazy, entitled princess!! And I am stuck raising her while BM is at the bar every single night wanting nothing to do with her at all!!

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Submitted by fedup1 on Fri, 11/30/2012 - 1:43pm

Hah!!! Yep...mine is as spoilt as they come! She demands, and Daddy gives....what a load of shit! Even when she's "grounded", she gets....ugghhhh

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Submitted by fedup1 on Fri, 11/30/2012 - 1:44pm

I have also "taught" SD "womanly ways", and it went in one ear, and out the other!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Submitted by fedup1 on Fri, 11/30/2012 - 2:07pm

As far as I'm concerned, 16 year olds are old enough to know when they're using and abusing people...they'll be adults soon and learn to manipulate soooo early on...sickening, today's kids...

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Submitted by RedWingsFan on Fri, 11/30/2012 - 10:50am

I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!! Welcome aboard. You're gonna have a great time here, I'm sure!

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Submitted by fedup1 on Fri, 11/30/2012 - 11:57am

Thanks Smile

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Submitted by dledden on Fri, 11/30/2012 - 11:30am

LOVE LOVE LOVE: my favorite was this:

Did I mention that I resent and hate you more and more everyday, and that when you try to hug me, I almost vomit...I don't love you...I don't even like you. Go find someone that does.

OMGGGGGG, Feel like this EVERY SINGLE DAY, EVERY MINUTE....and mine's only 9, Good God, 9 more years minimum for me......thank God for WINE and Steptalk!

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Submitted by fedup1 on Fri, 11/30/2012 - 12:10pm

Holy shit..! You have 9 more years??? Oh good God, I feel for you...You know..I always SWORE I would never date a man with kids again and when I found out my s/o had a 15 year old daughter I thought "hmmm...she's a teenager..she'll have her own life, friends,etc".....boy, I was sooooooo fucking wrong....God!!!

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Submitted by MarriedaBalless... on Fri, 11/30/2012 - 11:52am

LOL! I could have written almost the VERY same post for my fat assed, lazy, entitled Stepson(15) who will be 16 in 2 weeks.

What the hell is wrong with these kids now days?!

My Stepson will not go outside even in the summer. He even has a vitamin D deficiency rash that he picks at. Those rashes are from a lack of sunshine. He also either lays or sits every waking moment playing computer games or watching TV. I find it absolutely vile and cant see how this does not upset his Dad.

This generation of lazy fat asses are also going to be a burden in their 20's and 30's because they will have severe health problems from being so inactive. They will also be unmotivated to get a job. I cringe just thinking about it.

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Submitted by fedup1 on Fri, 11/30/2012 - 12:33pm

You are 110% right! You know what we had to play with when I was a child (I'm 45)...the fucking OUTSIDE!!!! And my own Son and Daughter were NEVER allowed to sit inside and get a "dungeon tan". Just like when I was little...eat breakfast...go do your chores, then get lost till dinnertime...see ya...

My 16 yo SD will not go outside in the summer either, unless of course she's the third wheel on one of our outings. We have a pool, basketball court, bicycles, etc..but she WILL NOT take initiative and do ANYTHING!!!!! She sits inside all summer...it's ridiculous.... The minute she hears we're doing something...she gets excited..
"I wanna go"...uh...NO...you're 16...go find some friends...sorry. We took her alot of places as a "family" in the beginning, but she is making NO effort to get her own life, so if I don't push her, I'm gonna have a 30 year old 3rd wheel in my relationship...not happening! If I hear "what are we doing this weekend" one more time from her, I'm gonna lose what's left of my mind!!!!!!!

I know that sounds awful, but shit..I've been with her father for less than a year and I'm trying to develop some intimacy here without someone butting into every fucking conversation asking what we're talking about (and he USED TO explain every convo to her..like it's her business..until I got on him for discussing personal business with her...)

Oh..to top it all off...this bitch used to (and still does sometimes) order him around, yell at him, etc...like some old bitchy wife!!!! I thought I was going to loose my fucking mind when he would put up with this bullshit!!!! Now I tell her about herself...I'm sick of that fucking bullshit....

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Submitted by MarriedaBalless... on Fri, 11/30/2012 - 2:20pm

LMAO! They sure do!

We went to Cancun last week. My fat assed Stepshit would only come out of his hotel room at feeding time.

Here we were in tropical paradise at one of the nicest resorts in Cancun and he wants to sit in his room and watch TV all day and night. Pathetic!

He could have waddled his fat ass down the beach or swam in the pool or any other of the many activities the resort offered, but nooooo. Did his Dad do anything? Nope. just let him lay around watching TV and cleaning the mini fridge out of snacks and sodas.

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Submitted by fedup1 on Fri, 11/30/2012 - 2:32pm

Ugghh.....what a WASTE OF MONEY!!!! Why didn't you leave his ass at home???? I gave up doing "family" vacations... These kids spend so much time with their faces in their IPads, they don't even know where they've been to...It's disgusting. And they're soooooo unimaginative that they don't know what to do when you take away their beloved T.V. or Computer or Phone..even when you give them guidance or direction...READ A BOOK, TAKE A WALK, VOLUNTEER SOMEWHERE, TEACH A CLASS, LOOK AT THE SKY, TELL SOME JOKES....LIVE YOUR LIFE....what the hell's this world coming to.????? I guess human interaction is a thing of the past....so sad. You can lead a horse to water......you know the rest....pity.

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Submitted by Disneyfan on Fri, 11/30/2012 - 2:55pm

I will never understand.

Hate the lazy kid, but love the man who created and raised the lazy kid.

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Submitted by fedup1 on Fri, 11/30/2012 - 3:00pm

If the shoe fits...Yup...she's old enough to know better and I have TAUGHT her better than that...she's just so lazy you want to vomit...BTW...her father didn't raise her like that...she's just a useless person.

Cheers mate!! :0)

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Submitted by SanAntonioSoccerMom on Fri, 11/30/2012 - 4:09pm

I am actually appalled by this post and find it hard to believe any sane adult would actually post this. Life in your house sounds like a hell on earth, and not because of your stepchild. Good Gawd...

...and who says the "r" word? Seriously, I think anyone over the of 5 knows better than to use it.