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I have to confess-I hit my ss upside the head once with a sack of bread...

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Submitted by hmo on Fri, 08/26/2011 - 6:22pm

He was about 8 or so. I was making him toast for breakfast and he was yelling at me and wouldnt stop so I popped him on the head with the bread sack. Then we all laughed. Now I am wondering if it was child abuse. Thoughts?

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Submitted by hmo on Fri, 08/26/2011 - 6:58pm

Oh, I guarantee you that I only pop ss on the head with nutrishial foods. I would never ever pop him with that generic white bread crap.

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Submitted by hmo on Fri, 08/26/2011 - 6:56pm

I'm pretty sure that's why ss doesnt like me to this day. He's 13 now. I also wonder if his severe bread phobia is related to this incident?

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Submitted by beyond pissed-off on Fri, 08/26/2011 - 8:22pm

Probably gave him a gluten allergy too! How can you live with yourself??????? On a side note, perhaps if I whack SS16 upside the head with his Xbox he will develop a phobia of gaming. Thoughts? }:)

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Submitted by beyond pissed-off on Sat, 08/27/2011 - 1:03pm

Good idea! Now I just have to get it out of his hand for a minute. I swear he had it surgically attached.......

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Submitted by Rags on Fri, 08/26/2011 - 9:18pm

Let me get this right. You assaulted your 8yo SS by hitting him forcibly in the head with a 1-lb blunt object of a rectangular box shape with sharp corners and square edges? :jawdrop:

Ohhhhhh you are in trrrooouuuubllllleeeee.

Get ready for an extended stay in the pokey with all of your violent child abusive felon peers.

Naughty, naughty. Wink

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Submitted by Rags on Sat, 08/27/2011 - 11:11am

Nope, just the loaf, not the box. But, think what an idiot bottom 10%er family law attorney for the opposition could do with a technical description of a loaf of bread.

Then the attorney for the home team could just whack the opposition attorney with a loaf of bread in rebuttal. Too much fun to watch! Blum 3

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Submitted by momSterto3abd3 on Sat, 08/27/2011 - 1:54pm

*chuckling hysterically here* The DH is probably thinking I've absolutely lost my mind; and I don't care! Fellow bloggers, you are all too FUNNY. I'm not even allowed to say the word "FAT A$$" in front of SS13, it might hurt his baby feelings! And they say I'm a literal "b!7c*!" At least I can be entertained here!