my SD23 is not smart enough to realize that her stories have more holes in them than a piece of swiss cheese.

Example of one of the early lies SD23 told about me:

Back ground (set the scene): October 2008, my dh (then still just bf) and I had just moved in together. His son was living with us and his daughter was coming back to town to live with us. Two weeks before SD23 arrived her bm came up from CA and dropped SD23's 2 yr old son off with us. One week after she arrived she took the kid back to CA to her mother.

She told dh that I had called CPS on her and that is why his grandson was back in CA with her mother. First story- CPS had come to the house and talked to her. Well, I pointed out that I was home all day as the doctor had taken my off work for my back. If CPS had come by they would have wanted to talk to all of the adults living in this house, including him. Her next story was- CPS had called her private phone line in her bedroom. Then she claimed that CPS had cornered her at the local Indian smoke shop. Another change, was that she ran into someone she knew at the local smoke shop and they told her that there was a complaint made to CPS. Her final story was that a friend of hers worked at CPS and told her that someone with the same first and last name as mine had filed a complaint about her.

Luckily, my dh could see all the lies and she was only living with us for 4 weeks. When she left he promised that he would never let her back in the house and the same applied to her brother when he left. I didn't call CPS on her, but she is a shitty mother. She would put her 2 yr old son in the bath and leave the room to go play on the computer in her bedroom. The kid was standing in the tub jumping around, standing on the side of the tub and jumping into the water- all of the really dangerous things that she really should have been watching him. One day I caught him with keys in his hand and he was trying to put the keys in the electrical outlets. And she would put the 2 yr old in the back yard to play by himself. The very back section of our fence is just a 3 ft chain link fence with a gait that leads to a drainage ditch- the kid could have opened the gate and gotten into the drainage ditch (and drowned) before that stupid little bitch SD23 would have known!

Anyway, she calls several months later, when she is trying to worm her way back into the house, and admits to dh that she lied. Wow, really like that is some big revelation! Then she turns around and blames her mother for it. According to SD23, "it was all mom's fault, she made me do it". She told dh that she was going to call back in a couple of hours to apologize to me, she didn't do that for another 3 months. When she finally talked to me, I asked her, "So are you going to apologize for all of the other lies that you have been spreading about me? Or just the one that you know we know about?" Stupid is natural for her, but when she tries to act stupid it just doesn't work and she tried to act like she didn't know what I was talking about. She has 4 different profiles on myspace that anyone was able to read. LMAO So not only was I reading all of her lies about me on myspace, but a lot of things were coming back to us from various people. A couple of months ago I let her know that I knew about all of her profiles on myspace and she panicked, the next day all of her profiles went private. The dumbass! LMAO

As a side note, when she was trying to worm her way back into the house my dh actually considered letting her move back in! I reminded him of his promise to me and made it clear that I am holding him to that promise.