1) The ability to snap my fingers and instantly render any teenager within 50 yards utterly silent. (this is my favorite fantasy/luxury)

2) I want a tiny cottage, out in the middle of the woods where noone can find me/ pester me. (and if it could snow, once a year... just for the fun of sledding and getting some pretty pics, then immediately melt before I have to shovel that would be absolutely perfect!)

3) I want a self cleaning bathroom. One whose shower, toilet, sink and floors ALL clean themselves. And the toilet paper automatically refills itself!!

1. Hair removal. I never want to shave or wax again.
2. A massive piece of land and all the horses I want.
3. A personal chef, to cook me healthy food and listen to DH bitch if he doesn't like what's served

1. Chauffeur

2. Maid

3. Dog poop picker upper

Yearly vacations with extended family. A few of us are tossing around the idea of doing vacations each summer instead of the same old family reunions. One of my aunts has heart set on a family trip to South Africa. I want to do family trips to Egypt, West Africa (door of no return) and a Mediterranean cruise.

If I ever win the lottery, I plan to set up a vacation account for all of us to travel together once a year.

1. Make BM and SS's disappear forever
2. That wish 1 would come true
3. .... I honestly can't think of anything other than wish 1 coming true...

1. I would love to have a beach house somewhere and a job (or no job) that would allow me to jet off there whenever I was in need of some "Vitamin Sea"

2. My own lazy river that runs around my property (you know like at the theme parks where you just float around on the innertubes)

3. I would love to have someone that would do my hair/makeup/nails EVERY DAY

... and of course all of these luxuries do NOT include skids being involved in any way shape or form!

#1 - Enough money to never have to worry about money again.

#2 - A summer home on the beach someplace where it's warm 365 days a year.

#3 - A personal chef to cook healthy meals for me and my family.

1) Sleep. Precious sleep. A full uninterupted 8 hours of sleep every day. Oh that would be nice! I miss REM.

2) A chauffeur to do all my driving for me. I could sit in the back seat and read, play with my smart phone....Or sleep! (Hey! Two in one!)

3) Wine and Beer fridge never runs out. These magic alcohol fairies keep the bar fully stocked with our favorite brands!

1) A cook who did the shopping and cooking every day.
2) A therapeutic masseuse at my beck and call (home & work)
3) I'm torn between either a chauffeur or free vacations whenever I wanted.

1. A chef-I stink at cooking anything other than spaghetti, chicken and pizza
2. A log cabin in the woods with a huge pool in a warm climate. (NO SKIDS ALLOWED)
3. A backbone..to me this is a luxury, lol

1. A huge house that is paid for in a great school district
2. A beach house someplace warm
3. A maid to clean above houses and clean up after everyone (why am I the only person in my house who knows how to put stuff back where they found it???)

1- cosmetic treatments (not too invasive, but enough to "erase" my first wrinkles);
2- a house with a nice garden and a lake/pool.
3- enough money never to worry again about having a roof over my head, a proper meal to eat or a health issue I can't afford to take care of.

1. Wealth
2. Maid
3. BM to fall off the face of the earth AFTER the youngest skid turns 18 and that the skids settle far enough away that we only see them once or twice a year.