Here's my Brady Bunch
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My Birth father and Mother had me'
Birth Father left and had 3 more kids with 3 more women
Never met birth father until I was 21
Only met 1 of Birth Fathers 3 other children
Birth Mother married Step dad 1 when I was 1
Birth mother and step dad 1 had 2 kids together
birth mother and step dad 1 divorce - step dad 1 got visitation with me
birth mom married step dad 2 - no kids
step dad 1 marries fake step mom
fake step mom has three kids with 3 other men
fake step mom and ex step dad 1 are now getting a divorce
so now my fake step sisters are not my fake step sisters
Can anyone beat this crazy blended story???? Oh, then I marry DH who has a kid with a Crazy ex wife, maybe its in my blood.
LOVE IT! You could rap it and
LOVE IT! You could rap it and preform at Stepmothers Anonymous Convention!
What a colorful biography! It must make you very forgiving and understanding, MSM!
Also goes to show how relationships matter more than blood.
I wish that was the end of
I wish that was the end of wild and crazy journey.
Half sister from birth father dropped out of high school - had 2 kids with 2 dads
Fake step sister 1 was a lesbian turned back to straight - she is on disability for being too skinny, she wears fairy wings, capes and colors her hair purple (she is 32).
Fake step sister 2 married a child molester. Got a divorce and married another guy she is having issues with already.
Fake step sister 3 has 3 kids with two dads, her current husband use to be married to my cousin and they have a kid together. And he has 2 other kids with other women.
Half brother from birth mom never graduated HS and plans on "knocking" his GF up.
Birth mom is bipolar - everything is always about her and how she is a victim
Step dad 2 is an alcoholic and beat up my mothers stove one night - classy
Step dad 1 never graduated high school - made a statement when I was young; "I only look for seasonal jobs, so I can get unemployment during the winter".
Fake step mom thinks rocks and crystals can heal her - also convicted of welfare fraud.
Seriously people, I can't make this stuff up. Somedays I think I should write a book about all of this. Fotunetly, i went off to college, graduated, got a good paying job and met dh who also did the same (just came with a crazy ex). We hang out with family on the holidays
Oh you poor thing. Hugs to
Oh you poor thing. Hugs to you.
Family reunions and special events must be very interesting.