My daughter and son-in-law buy me coffee mugs every Christmas. Pretty much a tradition since both Chef and I drink a LoT of coffee and tea!! Well the most recent coffee mugs have a sweater pattern so that it is ridged up at the top of the mug as well (looks like cable knit)

Chef remarked that he doesn't like the mugs because the liquid spills through the ridges! I said "well that's because you don't have any LIPS!" Chef's lips are excruciatingly thin with a tiny, tiny little "cupid's bow" at the very top. Something I never really noticed when "dating" him. I'm known to get caught up in a person's charming personality and not their looks (which has been detrimental to this point). Wish I was more discriminating like the characters on Seinfeld, but I digress.

He then retorted: "yes YOU do have large lips (and used a derogatory term)" Which I said "that's better than having NO lips at All!"

BWA HA HA!! Yep Chef has no butt and no lips!!!