Does anyone else have the same appreciation for the play on letters here?
I know there are alot of BM's here, myself being one of them... so of course i am not referring to us, but rather all those psychotic BM's out there that we all hate. When i first started reading the forums, as i work in the health care field, BM to me means Bowel Movement. I got to thinking and i couldn't think of a more perfect acronym. 
Just thought i would share my AHA moment of the day with all you lovely people
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Absolutely
BM= POS
Yeah.. I said it! }:)
Here's another one -
JamaicanMeCrazy
DISNEY LIED...THERE IS NO 'HAPPILY EVER AFTER'
SKIDS - isn't that a slang term when someone leaves feces marks in their undies? Sorry, don't mean to be gross, but if the shoe fits....
LOL
That is hilarious i never thought about that one!
"Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege"
Oh yes, I've said it before
Oh yes, I've said it before a well. Its perfect because BMs are pieces of crap! In fact, my DHs cell phone has "BM" programmed instead of BM's name! ha!
"Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy"
Ha
BM is programmed in our phone as (excuse the language, but) Whore.
"Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege"
HA!
That made me laugh out loud, it was so blunt!
I would LOVE to put that in my phone, but unfortunately my younger SD doesn't have one and so uses mine to call her friends from time to time. That would be a little awkward if she found her mom's number under "Whore"!
I'm STILL laughing...
BB
- You are not second best, you are not second class. Do not ever let anyone make you feel that way. (2Bloved)
Man I envy you-I would put
Man I envy you-I would put her under skanky ho bag...is that rude? LOL I may just put her under BM though and make something up if the kids ask...lol
"A parents job is to eat as much sh*t as we have to so that the children do not."
For me, and it's only for me
I do not- nor did I when I was a step- use the term BM, bio-mom, babymamma or anything like that- I also don't call my kid's dad BF or bio father, she was their mom, he is their dad, (for me) I would feel petty and like people would think I was petty for calling them by a disrespectful title...AND when I only ever coll them one thing- I never have to worry about what the kids hear me say.
"The beauty of life is, while we cannot undo what is done, we can see it, understand it, learn from it and change, So that every new moment is spent not in regret, guilt, fear or anger, but in wisdom, understanding, and love." -Jennifer Edwards
Can I ask a question?
I am honestly asking not trying to make an issue out of nothing just pure curiosity. What is your relationship like with your kids SM and your EH? Is it a positive one? Do they work towards the kids best interest even when you may sometimes disagree? I mean overall are your kids thriving and are able to enjoy time with you without feeling that they have to choose or are gonna piss dad off because of enjoying their visit and time with you?
I ask because for me I use the inits on this site. I do not use them in person. When I am speaking to my kids I refer to their mom or mother. When we are out it is sorta weird in that it depends on how I refer to my kids. I generally say my kids. BUT when there is someone who knows BM and in cases such as the school I clearly state that I am SM. Not to place labels, but to not confuse. SS believe it or not resembles me more than he does BM so most people automatically assume that I am BM. So, if I do not make that distinction it is as if I am passing myself off as the bioM and sidestepping that he has a mom. It would be very negligent of me to do otherwise. I know if the tables were reversed and my kid was being raised by their SM I would not want her going around stating that she was the mom.
Maybe I am just missing something here. It almost seems as if you are offended, but I will err on the side of my mis-interpretation and assume that maybe you are just making a distinction. I hope that I am wrong in my interpretation and that I've read something where there is nothing. It just seems to me like most posts offend you or are bothersome based on your responses. Again I am not trying to pick on you I really am trying to understand. If I catch it correctly this post was in lighthearted jest at the correlation and similarities. You can't possibly think that we speak in terms of BM, BF, SM, SKids in our every day lives. It is just a point of reference to tell a story so that the reader can understand who we are speaking of. So please somebody tell me that my one ovary is overproducing and my emotions are out of whack and therefore I am reading something where there is nothing. Again, I am not attacking just trying to understand.
Just because one opens her legs twice, does not a mother make! ~ ME ~ }:-P
Principlist
I was just saying how I felt, and even feel, saying BM or BF. It just makes me feel weird using those terms. I wasn't offended, or feeling like others were being offensive, just stating that I feel weird or wonder how people look at me if I were to use those terms.
And I am not taking your post as trying to pick on me, especially since you were very nice about it. I know that my posts tend towards the succinct, I don't mind being asked about them.
"The beauty of life is, while we cannot undo what is done, we can see it, understand it, learn from it and change, So that every new moment is spent not in regret, guilt, fear or anger, but in wisdom, understanding, and love." -Jennifer Edwards
Thank You
I really was just trying to understand it. Cool beans.
Just because one opens her legs twice, does not a mother make! ~ ME ~ }:-P
To me,
BM (in our case!) = Bad Mom.
"A lie told often enough becomes the truth." - Vladimir Lenin
absolutely!!!!
I think it was last week or maybe earlier (who knows) I pointed out this very same thing. It just cracks me up every time I see it-and oh my goodness when we have a "code brown" (someone pooped) at work, I'm almost in tears over the matter. My co-workers are like, "oh man, not another BM, I can't handle any more today" I am rolling on the ground laughing in my head.
"A parents job is to eat as much sh*t as we have to so that the children do not."