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Chef, You Make Me Laugh!!

thinkthrice's picture

Chef and I got into this tiff last night--we have a google voice number and it is textable. One of the customers texted me on the voice number. I have two sets of contacts that I don't merge. One is my phone which is personal contacts and my job's contacts. The other list is google voice and basically customers from the side job.

I am unable to forward (or so it seems) GV texts to Chef so I just copy and paste to his number. Well Chef doesn't have the habit of saving numbers to actual contacts so somehow that ended up in me not "focusing" on the calls/texts coming in. (insert eyeroll)

Which led to Chef saying "I should have started this business a loooooonnnnng time ago--would have been sooooo much further ahead."

Oh yes, Chef. . .when you were paying $350 a WEEK to the Girhippo in CS, that would have been the OPPORTUNE time to start a business whilst your three hellions came over and ate us out of house and home, drove up the utility bill sky high and I wasn't making nearly enough money to be a safety net.

I'm STILL laughing over THAT one!

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mommadukes2015's picture

SO is home from work today because his foreman gave him the option of not coming in because he lives pretty far from work, and the heat isn't working in his car. It's supposed to be -30 at 3pm today, so to avoid hypothermia, he opted to stay home. My case notes are due today (hello procrastination) so I told him if he was staying home he could bring BD to daycare (the 1st and only time I have asked him to do so-so it's been OVER a year).

I got her ready and it took him 45 minutes to get himself ready to bring her 5 minutes down the road. In my heated car. Like seriously dude? You can make a cup of coffee when you get home. You don't need particular socks to drop her off. He would NEVER survive a millisecond in my shoes.

MEN MAN. SMH

thinkthrice's picture

I forwarded ALL the calls to him and the texts to see if he still thinks that I should be more "focused."

}:)

I give it 48 hours until he begs me to switch it back!

mommadukes2015's picture

Enjoy the show! I love when you can give them just a taste of what their lives COULD be like.

mommadukes2015's picture

Yeah this deep freeze is no joke. We are on week 2 of sub-zero temps. It was 20 here two days ago and it felt like a heat wave.

thinkthrice's picture

I see what you did there.

Thing is, he's FANTASTIC at turning a wrench, but anything office-esque? No way!!
Sprinkle in some delusion and VOILA!