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Got a Christmas Card from Twit Today and a Picture...

shes driving me crazy in my retirement's picture

Boy, I so wish I could post it because it is a hoot. One of those cards that you have made up on computer or something....a picture of her with a Santa hat on with a black leotard. Puke!!! And of course a leotard, with the stretch, will firm one up but you could still see the flab, skin starting to hang etc.

Folks, remember how she said she was down to a size 16, I believe it was. No way.

The inside bragged about her big weight lose and how great it made her look and she was DETERMINED to get down to the size 8 she was in high school!!!!

All I could think about was a passage from "Gone With The Wind" where Mammy is lacing Scarlett up after Scarlett had a baby and she couldn't get her waist etc. as small as they were. Mammy, that smart lady, told her "Scarlett, Honey, you ain't never going to be that small again....you has had a baby."

That as I was laughing to myself. Delusional is all I can say.

Her husband had better get ready, all them old men with oxygen tanks and canes are going to be lusting after her like the story she was telling about the old neighbor man. The guy was so sick etc. that....well, you folks understand. It was all her head as she was sooo desirable back then. Give me a break.

DH says he can see she has lost weight, which is good as she was, if I remember correctly, a 22 or 24 just in back in August.

Sandye was right, Twit probably had a good day at Ross in finding a size 16 dress that would fit her 'cause I can tell you she is no real size 16 just from the picture.

Anyway, that "card" is going in the trash as soon as I can swing it. If DH looks for it I am going to have to tell a fib that I must have "accidentally" thrown it out in the trash with the other papers.

sandye21's picture

Can you imagine how many people she's told that she is a size 16 and they are saying under their breath, "Ya, right!" This is only one more example of the extent Twit will go to for her narcissistic 'soul food'. I can understand someone enclosing a picture with a card which truly expresses the intent of the holiday. Who in their right mind would send a Christmas card like that? She is just not normal, SDM.

It IS sad you are missing out on time spent with your DD. Just not fair. This would cause added anger at Twit. Can't blame you.

shes driving me crazy in my retirement's picture

Yes, Sandye....pretty creepy if you ask me, but then it is Twit. She never ceases to amaze me with the carp she does. As to how many people she sent that card to and are amazed that she had the guts to do so....size 16, no way.

As I said, gone in the trash. Certainly not going to put that card on the mantel, I would puke every time I saw it. Honestly.

And yes I am angry at Twit and with DH as well because I can no longer enjoy the Christmas traditions of shopping, lunch, etc in Chicago with DD. We have been doing that since she was around 10 years old. But at least I have peace from Twit.

As I said, all them old men in her area better watch out...in her mind they, and probably most other men, are going to be desiring her. She just thinks she is the greatest little thing in the area.

notasm3's picture

It doesn't matter what size someone is. Some of the people that I have known with the most happy long term marriages have one partner who is larger.

I've often thought that men or women who marry "larger" partners truly love them for who they are. And that is what is most important.

shes driving me crazy in my retirement's picture

Agree

You know, maybe Twit is having a mid-life crazy crisis; after all she is in her 50's now. Have to wonder, she did tell DH the last time he talked to her that her hubby had moved into the old guest room because he no longer liked having the dogs in their bedroom. I can only say that if the dogs were bothering me from sleeping with DH, the dogs would be put out of the bedroom, period.

Frankly, I was surprised she would talk about such a thing with DH. I mean that's personal IMHO.

So, thinking that I am wondering if there might be some trouble in perfect (in her mind) Twit land. With Twit being, as usual, absorbed in herself, she probably doesn't notice. It is all about her.

Time will tell.

What I can tell you is that you can be certain Twit will have latched on to someone else quickly if there is trouble in "paradise". She cannot tolerate being alone. Even when her hubby had to go overseas for business she had to have one of her "babies" come and stay at the house with her.

shes driving me crazy in my retirement's picture

That she is. Every time I think there is nothing more she could do, she comes up with something else. As a psycho she requires attention and admiration (yeah those psycho's have narcissistic tendencies too). Let's face it, crazy is crazy.

SugarSpice's picture

christmas card from sd and her husband show new baby. sd looks like she is wearing a circus tent for a dress. its hilarious.

CANYOUHELP's picture

Twit is a supersized problem with a supersized ego to go along with it. You are a very kind person to deal with this on-going silliness.

shes driving me crazy in my retirement's picture

Oh Canyouhelp THANK YOU so much for your kind words. I really appreciate it.

My hubby knows but then again he doesn't know what she is. Every so often them blinders come back.

A lot of the problem, IMHO is that he and others have let her get away with so much BS for so long probably because she goes totally crazy if you call her on it....crying, boo hoo hoo, wasn't her fault, YOU caused her to do it. etc.

I have never been a mean person. So many times with Twit I have just not said anything to her nasty remarks just not to start a problem (mainly in public when she likes to get vicious). While one might think she is smart, she is really only nasty in that when she is caught she starts to make up all kinds of lies etc. that do nothing but show what her mean intent was. Kind of like the killer that stabs someone and then claims they didn't do it....the victim kept running into the knife they were holding. Very strange.

Catsmom10's picture

That's the thing...a lot of these skids have gotten away with so much for so long. Their horrible behavior just gets reinforced. I always said my bf's daughter would be on the stand for murder and my boyfriend would be telling the judge "she said she didn't do it, so she didn't do it!!!".

shes driving me crazy in my retirement's picture

Your boyfriend and my hubby must be related somewhere.

I want to tell you something my own Father said to me years back. He was in his late 80's and I ws in my early 60's. He wanted me to do something that physically I just couldn't do any longer. When I responded to him that I had artheritis, and was over 60, he just looked at me, almost surprised, and said: "When did that happen!" No he did not have dementia etc. It was just that I was his little girl and he just never figured me for old. Oh, my response was that I had been working on getting that old for some 60 YEARS. At which point he just laughed.

I think that happens with a lot of our DH's, etc., but they do have to make a point of seeing what is benign and what is harmful with their adult children.

Catsmom10's picture

Yes..definitely!!! No matter how grown up (and old!!!! Hate it!!!) our children get, somewhere inside us they're still that little baby we brought home from the hospital, the toddler, etc. But, a parent's main job is to raise an individual who functions well in society and personally. That's why it's such a hard job...but so rewarding when it turns out well.

shes driving me crazy in my retirement's picture

Right on there. I can remember when I was holding my daughter in the hospital after she was born and praying to the Lord for the strength and wisdom, with His help, to raise her right.

As one of my friends told me around the same time.....now begin some of the BEST and some of the worst days of your life. That was well put because raising children is not easy.