Parents Please Stop It
Parents please stop (CHANGING INTO A Slobbering IDIOT) when the kids come to visit, when the phone rings, etc.
Stop the red carpet treatment. Your doing it out if guilt. STOP IT.
When your kid calls on the phone and you come out of tv slumber half asleep and get jolted by lightening and eyes perk up, you begin to salivate. Oh my GOLDEN NUGGET of the GOLDEN VAGINA, kiss the phone kiss the phone. My LOVELY, BEAUTIFUL KID, YOUR SO SMART, WONDERFUL, OH HOW I MISS YOU, LAUGH LAUGH, GIDDY GIDDY. Then you hang up the phone and go back to TV SLUMBER. You get quiet, and don't interact with your spouse for the remainder of that day into the next.
Or when they visit. You cook all WHAT THEY WANT whilst never asking your SPOUSE what would you like. BECAUSE LETS FACE IT MY KIDS HERE, YOUVE STOPPED MATTERING for now until they leave. YES THATS EXACTLY what you do.
Every night OF the year you and your partner sit hand in hand watching tv, movies, etc but during that visit (IT STOPS, BREAKS SLAM ON). You stop every part of your normal life to CATER out of your GUILT, out of your POOR PARENTING, out of FEAR YOULL LOSE THEM.
What your doing right there is destroying your marriage. Pushing your spouse out, excluding them temporarily, turning the spouse switch to PAUSE because after all you live with your spouse, they can sit idle on a shelf whilst you (DO YOUR GUILTING PARENT SLOBBERING) .
You wonder why you were divorced. You wonder why your first marriage failed. You wonder why KID DON'T LIKE NEW SPOUSE? Or why spouse doesn't like skid?
LOOK IN THE MIRROR. Your the only one who can fix what you CREATED. STOP THE SLOBBERING!!!!! EYE ROLL INSERTED.